Just another reminder that the last time President Dump said "uh, excuse me" and promised us a "full and complete health care plan" that he was signing in "two weeks", that promise was made on July 19, 2020.

1,955 days ago.

280 weeks ago.

5 years, 4 months, and 6 days ago.

Still waiting.

Pam Bondi said she spoke with millions of her scam artist friends, and all of them said that Lindsey Halligan is the best and most tremendously incredible and amazing lawyer in the history of lawyers, like nobody has ever seen before.

The jokes just write rhemselves.

Cool, we can pool it and have a Bondi In Chains party! Wawa is a gas station and megaminimart chain that has good eats and stuff inside and a logo that makes my husband roll his eyes when I see it, because then he has to endure my Jim Carrey imitation of Carrey's best outtake in "Liar Liar":

"Like nobody has ever seen before"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A typical day in the tRump "administration"

"Our guest"?

That awkward moment when this fat orange convicted felon and pig-faced child molester calls a reporter "piggy" in front of the seal of the President of the United States, a position he soils with his hate, ignorance, stupidity, racism, misogyny, and even his *diaper*, every *minute* he infests it.

Yes, peach-painted POS pedophile, we *are* still talking about Jeffrey Epstein, and about the largest criminal cover-up "in the history of cover-ups, like nobody has ever seen before".

Sean Hannity's earth-shaking "interview" with JD Vance:

Hannity: "They're so woke, aren't they?"
Vance: "HAH hahahaha, you said 'woke', HA hahahaha!"
Hannity: "Hahahahahahaha!"
Vance: "Hahahahahahaha!"
Hannity: "Woke! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Vance: "HAHAHAHAHA! OMG, STOP!"
Hannity: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

On July 19, 2020, tRump promised he's "signing a health care plan in two weeks, a full and complete health care plan".

"Uh, excuse me", that was 1,941 days ago.