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bryan (Christmas Version 🎄)
@bryan.town
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retired sock model | my rat name is “patty cake”

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bryan.town
just say NO to logging off
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
bryan.town
she’s a 10 but I scanned it and my phone got hacked
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
bryan.town
that’s actually a solid point maybe it would be good
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
bryan.town
why quick question: the card said to add some blood to “activate it” but I’m not sure how much?
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
bryan.town
god I bet the taste would be so disappointing and I NEED to try it immediately
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
bryan.town
mixing the pepto bismol directly into the dough before baking it for my signature “pink pizza”
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
bryan.town
you think the best murderers on the whole planet are going to just let a five-way tie stand?
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
bryan.town
guards, seize this man!
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
bryan.town
oh yeah for sure, that’s why I said moral imperative, it would be wrong to force him to do it
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
bryan.town
wait what’s the origin story?
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
bryan.town
Happy thanksgiving!
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
bryan.town
this is legitimately why I just followed you this week, I’d swear I already was
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
bryan.town
it’s actually really lovely
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
bryan.town
ERROR: WE DETECTED THE WORD “SUBSCRIBE” IN YOUR MESSAGE BUT YOU ARE ALREADY SUBSCRIBED
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM