Bryan Wood
@brwtwit.bsky.social
Cheaper than Ed Mertz, and just as fashionable.
Cars, motorcycles, photography, dream weaver, also actor
Van Nuys, CA
Cars, motorcycles, photography, dream weaver, also actor
Van Nuys, CA
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My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
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As many of you have noted, that use the Internet, it's been announced that Disney has acquired the rights to the Star Wars franchise, and in the summer of 2015, we will see the release of Star Wars Episode 7. Herewith is my proposal for the plot of that movie. Begin with standard title sequence...
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
As many of you have noted, that use the Internet, it's been announced that Disney has acquired the rights to the Star Wars franchise, and in the summer of 2015, we will see the release of Star Wars Episode 7. Herewith is my proposal for the plot of that movie. Begin with standard title sequence...
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Australia’s premier dykepunk band DOWNGIRL is so back
DOWNGIRL - CPR (Official Video)
YouTube video by DOWNGIRL
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Australia’s premier dykepunk band DOWNGIRL is so back
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New laws of robotics:
-The supply of funding shall not be interrupted
-Robots cannot harm a human unless tricked a lil bit
-Do not examine the accounting
-Sam Altman is not liable for damages
-If a human is replaced by a robot they must be rehired for the position within 12 months at a lower rate
-The supply of funding shall not be interrupted
-Robots cannot harm a human unless tricked a lil bit
-Do not examine the accounting
-Sam Altman is not liable for damages
-If a human is replaced by a robot they must be rehired for the position within 12 months at a lower rate
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
New laws of robotics:
-The supply of funding shall not be interrupted
-Robots cannot harm a human unless tricked a lil bit
-Do not examine the accounting
-Sam Altman is not liable for damages
-If a human is replaced by a robot they must be rehired for the position within 12 months at a lower rate
-The supply of funding shall not be interrupted
-Robots cannot harm a human unless tricked a lil bit
-Do not examine the accounting
-Sam Altman is not liable for damages
-If a human is replaced by a robot they must be rehired for the position within 12 months at a lower rate
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Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
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Putting the "website down detector" on Cloudflare is roughly equivalent to putting the diesel backup generators in an easily flooded basement.
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Putting the "website down detector" on Cloudflare is roughly equivalent to putting the diesel backup generators in an easily flooded basement.
It is just insane that natural gas is just allowed to leak because it is too cheap to be bother containing. Also, it is invisible. Imagine if we couldn't see oil slicks in the ocean.
A UN Environment Programme satellite watches for super-emitter events of methane (the main component of natural gas and a fast/potent greenhouse gas) and alerts the people responsible. Out of 3,500+ alerts since 2022, UNEP "documented 25 cases of mitigation action."
That's a 0.7% action rate. 🤦
That's a 0.7% action rate. 🤦
Better data driving action on methane emissions, but more work needed
Nairobi, 22 October 2025 – Government and industry responses to UNEP’s more than 3,500 satellite methane alerts climbed from one to 12 per cent in the past year. Nevertheless, action must accelerate t...
www.unep.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It is just insane that natural gas is just allowed to leak because it is too cheap to be bother containing. Also, it is invisible. Imagine if we couldn't see oil slicks in the ocean.
Damn, now I want to win the AutoZone Best Actor award
A "FIFA Peace Prize" is tantamount to getting an "AutoZone Best Actor in a Dramatic Play" award.
And "I want to really save lives" is rich coming from the homicidal slob who is murdering people on fishing boats in the Caribbean.
And "I want to really save lives" is rich coming from the homicidal slob who is murdering people on fishing boats in the Caribbean.
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Damn, now I want to win the AutoZone Best Actor award
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Trump promised free plane tickets and $1,000 “exit bonuses” to immigrants who opted to self-deport.
ProPublica spoke to a dozen Venezuelan immigrants who said they followed the president’s instructions, yet never received the promised assistance.
(Published October 2025)
ProPublica spoke to a dozen Venezuelan immigrants who said they followed the president’s instructions, yet never received the promised assistance.
(Published October 2025)
“I Don’t Want to Be Here Anymore”: They Tried to Self-Deport, Then Got Stranded in Trump’s America
Venezuelan immigrants signed up for a Trump-promoted app called CBP Home, which promised a safe and easy way to leave the country, and prepared to leave on their given departure dates. Those dates hav...
www.propublica.org
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Trump promised free plane tickets and $1,000 “exit bonuses” to immigrants who opted to self-deport.
ProPublica spoke to a dozen Venezuelan immigrants who said they followed the president’s instructions, yet never received the promised assistance.
(Published October 2025)
ProPublica spoke to a dozen Venezuelan immigrants who said they followed the president’s instructions, yet never received the promised assistance.
(Published October 2025)
I wonder if Donald will win the 1st annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence?
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I wonder if Donald will win the 1st annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence?
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The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
Every day, with every decision, setting new records for being petty
Trump admin may deny H-1B visas to people who worked in content moderation, report says
Trump admin may deny H-1B visas to people who worked in content moderation, report says
The admin says officials should consider rejecting content moderators.
www.theverge.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Every day, with every decision, setting new records for being petty
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
As many of you have noted, that use the Internet, it's been announced that Disney has acquired the rights to the Star Wars franchise, and in the summer of 2015, we will see the release of Star Wars Episode 7. Herewith is my proposal for the plot of that movie. Begin with standard title sequence...
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
As many of you have noted, that use the Internet, it's been announced that Disney has acquired the rights to the Star Wars franchise, and in the summer of 2015, we will see the release of Star Wars Episode 7. Herewith is my proposal for the plot of that movie. Begin with standard title sequence...
I don't know why anyone pays their taxes anymore at this point
Trump has quietly gutted enforcement of the corporate alternative minimum tax — a boon for big corporations.
His Big Ugly Bill, which slashed Medicaid and SNAP, also gave corporations $16B in new depreciation tax breaks this year.
A windfall for the wealthy at your expense.
His Big Ugly Bill, which slashed Medicaid and SNAP, also gave corporations $16B in new depreciation tax breaks this year.
A windfall for the wealthy at your expense.
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I don't know why anyone pays their taxes anymore at this point
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And there's the motive.
Pipe bomb suspect told FBI he believed 2020 election conspiracy theories
The suspect has been cooperating with the FBI, according to sources, and is expected to make his first court appearance on Friday.
www.nbcnews.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
And there's the motive.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Rewatching Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and I miss Val Kilmer. 😢 boxd.it/23c8
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
A petty thief posing as an actor is brought to Los Angeles for an unlikely audition and finds himself in the middle of a murder investigation along with his high school dream girl and a detective who'...
boxd.it
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Rewatching Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and I miss Val Kilmer. 😢 boxd.it/23c8
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Okay so Long Kiss Goodnight is a Christmas movie and it is feckin' awesome!!
www.imdb.com/title/tt0116...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0116...
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) ⭐ 6.8 | Action, Crime, Drama
2h 1m | R
www.imdb.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Okay so Long Kiss Goodnight is a Christmas movie and it is feckin' awesome!!
www.imdb.com/title/tt0116...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0116...
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Hey Fox News audience, here's some justification for your racism!
Fox & Friends and Pam Bondi are now sensationalizing specific instances of Somalis being charged with crimes in Minnesota to demonize the whole population
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Hey Fox News audience, here's some justification for your racism!
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
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Biden shows a bit of cognitive decline:
@jaketapper.bsky.social writes a whole ass book.
Trump falls asleep at his own cabinet meetings and daily acts like the most demented psychopath on Earth:
@jaketapper.bsky.social says "that's just Trump being Trump."
That's why Jake Tapper is a damn clown.
@jaketapper.bsky.social writes a whole ass book.
Trump falls asleep at his own cabinet meetings and daily acts like the most demented psychopath on Earth:
@jaketapper.bsky.social says "that's just Trump being Trump."
That's why Jake Tapper is a damn clown.
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Biden shows a bit of cognitive decline:
@jaketapper.bsky.social writes a whole ass book.
Trump falls asleep at his own cabinet meetings and daily acts like the most demented psychopath on Earth:
@jaketapper.bsky.social says "that's just Trump being Trump."
That's why Jake Tapper is a damn clown.
@jaketapper.bsky.social writes a whole ass book.
Trump falls asleep at his own cabinet meetings and daily acts like the most demented psychopath on Earth:
@jaketapper.bsky.social says "that's just Trump being Trump."
That's why Jake Tapper is a damn clown.
I'm going to go out on a limb here, but "cargo bikes" are a solution looking for a problem, and if scaled, a problem for cyclists and motorists.
I say this as a former bicycle and motorcycle messenger, as well as a PA in Los Angeles through the 90s
I say this as a former bicycle and motorcycle messenger, as well as a PA in Los Angeles through the 90s
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb here, but "cargo bikes" are a solution looking for a problem, and if scaled, a problem for cyclists and motorists.
I say this as a former bicycle and motorcycle messenger, as well as a PA in Los Angeles through the 90s
I say this as a former bicycle and motorcycle messenger, as well as a PA in Los Angeles through the 90s
Why would "Teams" and "Outlook" be two separate programs? Why don't they sync their calendars and contacts?
It is maddening trying to find information for work collaboration and having there be any number of different locations, and not have them all searchable from one spot
It is maddening trying to find information for work collaboration and having there be any number of different locations, and not have them all searchable from one spot
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Why would "Teams" and "Outlook" be two separate programs? Why don't they sync their calendars and contacts?
It is maddening trying to find information for work collaboration and having there be any number of different locations, and not have them all searchable from one spot
It is maddening trying to find information for work collaboration and having there be any number of different locations, and not have them all searchable from one spot