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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey)
@bruce69420.bsky.social
SeesoCal, NJ
Come to Indigo Shore Art Studio if you’re looking for an ass kicking on today, the most joyous of days.
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I was driving my wife to the hospital five years ago and then we left a few days later with a little baby Balatro.
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Mr. Bean should be on Pluribus. Whole world getting its head stuck in turkeys and sneezing weird.
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
And for the 25th year straight, the song of the year is DRACULA FROM HOUSTON by THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS. Congrats on this remarkable achievement fellas.
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My all time favorite
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Scromit
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"Scromit to me!"
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
JOLLY JACK CANDY FACTORY located at 691 Broome St, Gotham City closed in 2025 per BATMAN BEYOND: RETURN OF THE JOKER
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Quote post something with horns
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Honestly, I thought there’d be a few more dead CEOs by now
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Had to go to “Manhattan” for work today 🙄
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Y’all don’t you hate it when you’re setting up your dolls and your wife walks in on you and then immediately starts sucking your dick? Like, I’m in the middle of something here.
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Reposted by Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey)
life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Reposted by Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey)
The Ron Howard Grinch is a disgusting and perverse piece of filth
November 25, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Any dubstep/ska bands out there yet?
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Reposted by Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey)
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
fairly certain i'd succumb to space madness on day one
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
and then sometimes at work i'm annoying with my requests but it's not my fault, it's always someone else's, and the people fulfilling said requests hook it up
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I saw The New Guy (2002) in theatres.
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
hahaha yes we do love it when the server is down during an accelerated month don't we folks
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
gooble gobble gooble gobble preventative stroke preventative stroke preventative stroke
*starts chanting along*

preventative stroke preventative stroke preventative stroke
*fingers crossed* preventative stroke preventative stroke preventative stroke
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
well well well, guess who looked at the weather and made sure his dogs shit well in advance of the rain/sleet
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Reposted by Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey)
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM