Brian Maguire
@brimaguire.bsky.social
They're locking them up today.
They're throwing away the key.
I wonder who it will be tomorrow, you or me?
They're throwing away the key.
I wonder who it will be tomorrow, you or me?
Using Kleenex boxes for slippers
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Using Kleenex boxes for slippers
Intentionally or not, he’s adjacent to Pepe the frog?
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Intentionally or not, he’s adjacent to Pepe the frog?
Lordy. He looks like a Spitting Image puppet of himself. Maybe he couldn't make it so they had someone put on a Stallone mask?
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Lordy. He looks like a Spitting Image puppet of himself. Maybe he couldn't make it so they had someone put on a Stallone mask?
I thought he was a circus clown or one of Penguin’s henchmen on Batman.
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I thought he was a circus clown or one of Penguin’s henchmen on Batman.
Did Buck Henry or Tom Stoppard write this? It’s a shame neither lived to see it.
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Did Buck Henry or Tom Stoppard write this? It’s a shame neither lived to see it.
May all the people responsible for this decision be hurled into the sun.
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
May all the people responsible for this decision be hurled into the sun.
He looks like he's actively hoping no one is listening to the content of his words because he knows he's spewing a river of bullshit.
Also, important to have this panel moderated by a 14 year-old.
Also, important to have this panel moderated by a 14 year-old.
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
He looks like he's actively hoping no one is listening to the content of his words because he knows he's spewing a river of bullshit.
Also, important to have this panel moderated by a 14 year-old.
Also, important to have this panel moderated by a 14 year-old.
I remember my parents putting the lights on the tree and then plugging the lights into the outlet only to find out the strand in the middle didn't work anymore and then they cursed each other out. Magical Christmas Memories.
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I remember my parents putting the lights on the tree and then plugging the lights into the outlet only to find out the strand in the middle didn't work anymore and then they cursed each other out. Magical Christmas Memories.
I'm sorry? "AI could return as Jesus"? AI "return" and not the other way around? It's difficult to imaging listening to this man for three hours a day.
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I'm sorry? "AI could return as Jesus"? AI "return" and not the other way around? It's difficult to imaging listening to this man for three hours a day.
Here’s the story of a lovely lady
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Here’s the story of a lovely lady
Mr. Mayor-elect, as we’ve learned recently from the American president, now is the perfect time for you to take a nap.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Mr. Mayor-elect, as we’ve learned recently from the American president, now is the perfect time for you to take a nap.
“You, my friend, are the greatest human being who has ever lived!”
“I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening.”
“I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening.”
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
“You, my friend, are the greatest human being who has ever lived!”
“I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening.”
“I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening.”
Now I know how to title my memoir.
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Now I know how to title my memoir.
Evidently typed by a serpent
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Evidently typed by a serpent
It’s so nice to know that the fans pay more attention to the continuity of the series more than the actual creators.
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
It’s so nice to know that the fans pay more attention to the continuity of the series more than the actual creators.
Farewell and adieu to you
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Farewell and adieu to you
Good luck. No one in the history of the world ever regretted quitting smoking.
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Good luck. No one in the history of the world ever regretted quitting smoking.
I think this might have made Clapton weep, not gently.
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I think this might have made Clapton weep, not gently.
There’s no their there.
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
There’s no their there.
“Cough on the commuter next to you!”
“Clear your throat in Zoom meeting!”
“Clear your throat in Zoom meeting!”
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“Cough on the commuter next to you!”
“Clear your throat in Zoom meeting!”
“Clear your throat in Zoom meeting!”
Shall I compare thee to a mushroom cloud?
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Shall I compare thee to a mushroom cloud?