Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers.
@brianmwise.bsky.social
Unabashedly blue in my politics. Profane in my wit (or half of it). Adept in the Way of Absolute Candor.
Pronouns aren't hard to learn.
Anti-assclown/troll/MAGAT curator of the #BlockTheseTwitteratwits list.
Living Among Clouds, Emerald City.
Always Ω
Pronouns aren't hard to learn.
Anti-assclown/troll/MAGAT curator of the #BlockTheseTwitteratwits list.
Living Among Clouds, Emerald City.
Always Ω
October 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Pin ders pic uff dur dundas nas arctcurur pic dura dus du
September 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Pin ders pic uff dur dundas nas arctcurur pic dura dus du
That forehead. I've seen it somewhere before. I can't quite put my finger on it, but...
September 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
That forehead. I've seen it somewhere before. I can't quite put my finger on it, but...
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel.
September 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel.
Okay but can we maybe talk about exactly what RFK jr is doing there with his tongue and why he's giving Trump a complete eyefucking because I want to be clear holy shit this is the worst slashfic timeline ever
August 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Okay but can we maybe talk about exactly what RFK jr is doing there with his tongue and why he's giving Trump a complete eyefucking because I want to be clear holy shit this is the worst slashfic timeline ever
This cat keeps grabbing my arm and snuggling like "no. Too early. Silly human give more belly scritches"
August 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This cat keeps grabbing my arm and snuggling like "no. Too early. Silly human give more belly scritches"
I don't have "things that make you go hmmm" I have "things that make you go 'i Will tear this shit off the gas station pump and hunt this stupid motherfucker down just to hold them at penpoint and make them write the correct grammatical form/ spelling of this stupid-ass sticker'"
I may have issues.
I may have issues.
July 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I don't have "things that make you go hmmm" I have "things that make you go 'i Will tear this shit off the gas station pump and hunt this stupid motherfucker down just to hold them at penpoint and make them write the correct grammatical form/ spelling of this stupid-ass sticker'"
I may have issues.
I may have issues.
It seems somewhat odd for someone who wants to "start a discourse" to disable both comments and quotes of their content, especially when it comes to something that I actually agree with, but for entirely different reasons
July 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It seems somewhat odd for someone who wants to "start a discourse" to disable both comments and quotes of their content, especially when it comes to something that I actually agree with, but for entirely different reasons
Things I did not think I would say to my cats:
"NO YOU DENSE LITTLE FUCKWIT YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO EAT A FREAKING HAWK"
Response: MROWR (which I'm pretty sure is tubby tux for "I would if you just let me out there to try")
"NO YOU DENSE LITTLE FUCKWIT YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO EAT A FREAKING HAWK"
Response: MROWR (which I'm pretty sure is tubby tux for "I would if you just let me out there to try")
July 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Things I did not think I would say to my cats:
"NO YOU DENSE LITTLE FUCKWIT YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO EAT A FREAKING HAWK"
Response: MROWR (which I'm pretty sure is tubby tux for "I would if you just let me out there to try")
"NO YOU DENSE LITTLE FUCKWIT YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO EAT A FREAKING HAWK"
Response: MROWR (which I'm pretty sure is tubby tux for "I would if you just let me out there to try")
And that's why Republicans are really fucking bad at math
July 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
And that's why Republicans are really fucking bad at math
It does in fact feel that way some days
July 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
It does in fact feel that way some days
Hey, Erika Evans and @girmayzahilay.bsky.social!
The absolute FASTEST way for me to never vote for a political candidate is to find direct evidence that said candidates DO NOT LISTEN TO BASIC REQUESTS BY THEIR CONSTITUENTS.
Want to know what made me choose not to vote for you? HERE IT IS.
The absolute FASTEST way for me to never vote for a political candidate is to find direct evidence that said candidates DO NOT LISTEN TO BASIC REQUESTS BY THEIR CONSTITUENTS.
Want to know what made me choose not to vote for you? HERE IT IS.
July 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Hey, Erika Evans and @girmayzahilay.bsky.social!
The absolute FASTEST way for me to never vote for a political candidate is to find direct evidence that said candidates DO NOT LISTEN TO BASIC REQUESTS BY THEIR CONSTITUENTS.
Want to know what made me choose not to vote for you? HERE IT IS.
The absolute FASTEST way for me to never vote for a political candidate is to find direct evidence that said candidates DO NOT LISTEN TO BASIC REQUESTS BY THEIR CONSTITUENTS.
Want to know what made me choose not to vote for you? HERE IT IS.
The GOP's stance. Forever.
July 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The GOP's stance. Forever.
Absolutely. It's about that size, shape, and color and it is "subtle" but you can see the gingival recession (gums pulling up and away from the teeth, exposing the roots) along with the excessive plaque and tartar buildup that's exceedingly common (pic)
His halitosis has got to be off the charts.
His halitosis has got to be off the charts.
July 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Absolutely. It's about that size, shape, and color and it is "subtle" but you can see the gingival recession (gums pulling up and away from the teeth, exposing the roots) along with the excessive plaque and tartar buildup that's exceedingly common (pic)
His halitosis has got to be off the charts.
His halitosis has got to be off the charts.
I admit part of me isn't paying attention to the news of the week for the simple fact that everything is pterrible right now.
I admire people who can get up and find something funny in times of utter fuckery.
I admire people who can get up and find something funny in times of utter fuckery.
July 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I admit part of me isn't paying attention to the news of the week for the simple fact that everything is pterrible right now.
I admire people who can get up and find something funny in times of utter fuckery.
I admire people who can get up and find something funny in times of utter fuckery.
If an ICE agent went into a bank, would you call the police to report a robbery?
July 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If an ICE agent went into a bank, would you call the police to report a robbery?
This little asshole has had a long and difficult day of trying to escape outside to kill that fucking squirrel, and also getting denied treats.
There is a reason I have signs on the door that says "Do Not Listen To The Cats' Bullshit"
There is a reason I have signs on the door that says "Do Not Listen To The Cats' Bullshit"
July 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This little asshole has had a long and difficult day of trying to escape outside to kill that fucking squirrel, and also getting denied treats.
There is a reason I have signs on the door that says "Do Not Listen To The Cats' Bullshit"
There is a reason I have signs on the door that says "Do Not Listen To The Cats' Bullshit"
Newsweek had it 100% in 2017.
July 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Newsweek had it 100% in 2017.
Timeline refresh;
Velma insists on it.
Velma insists on it.
July 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Timeline refresh;
Velma insists on it.
Velma insists on it.
So this guy has a script that just adds and drops you from lists to get around the block function via @listifications.app and the only thing I can think is that their entire life is so miserable that they had to put this together to end run the block system.
It's really sad, actually.
It's really sad, actually.
July 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
So this guy has a script that just adds and drops you from lists to get around the block function via @listifications.app and the only thing I can think is that their entire life is so miserable that they had to put this together to end run the block system.
It's really sad, actually.
It's really sad, actually.
The real explanation of why Trump isn't in jail
July 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The real explanation of why Trump isn't in jail