Bret Plate 🍁💙📎
@bretplate.bsky.social
I don't get nearly enough credit for the things I manage not to say. Created the 1st BPA-Free water bottle. Starting a new co. to continue the fight against plastics & climate change. 'X' Refugee. Buddhist. It's not too late to save the planet.
That is my dream library cum writing office.
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
That is my dream library cum writing office.
PORTRAIT OF A MAN WHO STARTS HIS SENTENCES WITH:
"I'm the kind of man who starts his sentences with 'I'm the kind of man who'..."
"I'm the kind of man who starts his sentences with 'I'm the kind of man who'..."
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
PORTRAIT OF A MAN WHO STARTS HIS SENTENCES WITH:
"I'm the kind of man who starts his sentences with 'I'm the kind of man who'..."
"I'm the kind of man who starts his sentences with 'I'm the kind of man who'..."
Or maybe the nurse who took him away after he was born for his Hepatitis vaccination.
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Or maybe the nurse who took him away after he was born for his Hepatitis vaccination.
Right. They were trying to swim away with packages of cocaine disguised as life vests.
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Right. They were trying to swim away with packages of cocaine disguised as life vests.
What were they expecting from a White evangelical male who describes his marriage as a “covenant marriage,” which only allows divorce for adultery, felonies, or abuse - and is only legal in three states.
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
What were they expecting from a White evangelical male who describes his marriage as a “covenant marriage,” which only allows divorce for adultery, felonies, or abuse - and is only legal in three states.
The one person here who seems genuinely uncomfortable is Antonio Filosa, CEO of Stellantis. Watch him start staring at the ceiling mid-way through Trump's rant. He's probably thinking:
"Okay, how do I handle this when I get back to Italy?"
"Okay, how do I handle this when I get back to Italy?"
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The one person here who seems genuinely uncomfortable is Antonio Filosa, CEO of Stellantis. Watch him start staring at the ceiling mid-way through Trump's rant. He's probably thinking:
"Okay, how do I handle this when I get back to Italy?"
"Okay, how do I handle this when I get back to Italy?"
This was inevitable, wasn't it?
1. Who wanted to live in this stupid fake world, anyway?
2. I spend hours online looking for the exact glass frames I want, but he expected me to wear something that looked like an oil tanker had docked on my face while I was asleep?
1. Who wanted to live in this stupid fake world, anyway?
2. I spend hours online looking for the exact glass frames I want, but he expected me to wear something that looked like an oil tanker had docked on my face while I was asleep?
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This was inevitable, wasn't it?
1. Who wanted to live in this stupid fake world, anyway?
2. I spend hours online looking for the exact glass frames I want, but he expected me to wear something that looked like an oil tanker had docked on my face while I was asleep?
1. Who wanted to live in this stupid fake world, anyway?
2. I spend hours online looking for the exact glass frames I want, but he expected me to wear something that looked like an oil tanker had docked on my face while I was asleep?
Honestly, I'd prefer the little cottage with the stone bedroom patio jutting out over the babbling brook, but I'd take a nice English estate, as long as someone else is covering the monthly maintenance costs. This is the b.g. photo I use for my morning Zoom meeting.
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Honestly, I'd prefer the little cottage with the stone bedroom patio jutting out over the babbling brook, but I'd take a nice English estate, as long as someone else is covering the monthly maintenance costs. This is the b.g. photo I use for my morning Zoom meeting.
Because who doesn't dream of having a 1970 Town & Country station wagon in the driveway, with a cargo area in the back, no seats or seat belts, so the kids can make faces at the cars behind them?
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Because who doesn't dream of having a 1970 Town & Country station wagon in the driveway, with a cargo area in the back, no seats or seat belts, so the kids can make faces at the cars behind them?
Just one more [future] nail into the coffin of what was once the GOP.
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just one more [future] nail into the coffin of what was once the GOP.
I'm imagining this as my future backyard.
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I'm imagining this as my future backyard.
Reposted by Bret Plate 🍁💙📎
To win the midterms, we must consistently remind our followers that Trump is a P3RVRT - UNTIL - & BEYOND - release of the Epstein files.
HOW? Use the nickname EPSTEIN-BESTIE Trump. Just replace "President" with this nickname EVERY DAY on the first instance of his name in EVERY post, video, etc.
HOW? Use the nickname EPSTEIN-BESTIE Trump. Just replace "President" with this nickname EVERY DAY on the first instance of his name in EVERY post, video, etc.
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
To win the midterms, we must consistently remind our followers that Trump is a P3RVRT - UNTIL - & BEYOND - release of the Epstein files.
HOW? Use the nickname EPSTEIN-BESTIE Trump. Just replace "President" with this nickname EVERY DAY on the first instance of his name in EVERY post, video, etc.
HOW? Use the nickname EPSTEIN-BESTIE Trump. Just replace "President" with this nickname EVERY DAY on the first instance of his name in EVERY post, video, etc.
Love this, Monica. Started my Sunday off with a laugh! Thank you.
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Love this, Monica. Started my Sunday off with a laugh! Thank you.