Brenda
@brendapassatempo.bsky.social
Mathematician. Brazil-phile. Professional conversationalist. Karaoke snob. Dog mom.
Tell me you never looked at your Equity statement without telling me you never looked at your Equity statement
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Tell me you never looked at your Equity statement without telling me you never looked at your Equity statement
I was a sous chef once for Thanksgiving on a summer compound in Hyannisport. It's definitely a thing.
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I was a sous chef once for Thanksgiving on a summer compound in Hyannisport. It's definitely a thing.
How does a movie about a stalker marrying his victim make someone cry?
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
How does a movie about a stalker marrying his victim make someone cry?
Challenge accepted.
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Challenge accepted.
Oh you mean the ceasefire that nobody signed?
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Oh you mean the ceasefire that nobody signed?
Tesla opening for David Lee Roth.
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Tesla opening for David Lee Roth.
That comic lived on the wall of my cubicle back when I had a cubicle.
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
That comic lived on the wall of my cubicle back when I had a cubicle.
Did he smell like poopy old man? In my head he smells like poopy old man.
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Did he smell like poopy old man? In my head he smells like poopy old man.
please let this become a standard thing for all games. And maybe throw in usability testing too. Would make the world a much better place.
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
please let this become a standard thing for all games. And maybe throw in usability testing too. Would make the world a much better place.
I know. That's the joke.
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I know. That's the joke.
Wow it's almost like she's never done this before
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Wow it's almost like she's never done this before
Supermajority next year! Let's goooooooo
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Supermajority next year! Let's goooooooo
Heaven is a made-up thing, so I'm not that concerned. But here.
November 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Heaven is a made-up thing, so I'm not that concerned. But here.
I've been reporting meta ads as "seems like terrorism"
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I've been reporting meta ads as "seems like terrorism"
“I don’t remember having to explain to Italians that our problem wasn’t with them but with Mussolini” - The West Wing
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
“I don’t remember having to explain to Italians that our problem wasn’t with them but with Mussolini” - The West Wing
A little hollandaise would have pushed it over the top
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
A little hollandaise would have pushed it over the top
Did anyone look in the recycle bin on the cloud?
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Did anyone look in the recycle bin on the cloud?
Are you sure it isn't that people who believe in vaccines tend to be healthier?
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Are you sure it isn't that people who believe in vaccines tend to be healthier?
You never had Underoos?
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
You never had Underoos?
Rent it with full coverage and then let it have an incident to total it. If enough people do that, there goes another revenue stream.
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Rent it with full coverage and then let it have an incident to total it. If enough people do that, there goes another revenue stream.
I want him to die of an aneurysm while pooping on the toilet.
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I want him to die of an aneurysm while pooping on the toilet.