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Brass Monkeys
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Pro-Eu Lancastrian Lefty. Anti-Tory. Pissed off with Labour. Abhors Reform. Atheist Republican. Sarcasm, Swearing & Schadenfreude. This snowflake's an avalanche.
I was only following orders.

How did that defence work out last time? 🤔🤔🤔

#TheNuremburgDefence
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
TBF, though, she doesn't know much about anything. She's a foghorn powered by a tea-light.

Loud, and dim.
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Reposted by Brass Monkeys
Badenoch is the perfect leader for a Tory Party so devoid of talent, integrity, honesty and professionalism that anyone with any of those qualities would never put themselves forward for the job
December 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
She's the Dunning Kruger Effect made manifest. Thicker than a submarine door, but an ego the size of a planet. An attention-seeking foghorn with a 30 Watt intellect.

Can't fucking stand her bellowing, arrogant 'look how smart I am' posturing.
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
They're under unprecedented pressure, but there's no chance of the media weighing in to drive them under.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Clinton Baptiste has let himself go
two men standing next to each other with the words " i 'm getting the word "
ALT: two men standing next to each other with the words " i 'm getting the word "
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The irony of being criticised for your looks by a bloke who resembles a poorly shaved scrotum.
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Benefits paid to working people do not subsidise their lifestyles. They subsidise employers who refuse to pay them properly.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You can't fix stupid.
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Maybe her parents had one too many?
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Tell that to the Blackfoot, Pawnee, Cheyanne and Apaches - you sentient dildo.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Tell Elon: "Get Fucked".
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
They were fools to start with.
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
They paying him in pies?
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM