Brass Monkeys
@brassmonkeys.bsky.social
Pro-Eu Lancastrian Lefty. Anti-Tory. Pissed off with Labour. Abhors Reform. Atheist Republican. Sarcasm, Swearing & Schadenfreude. This snowflake's an avalanche.
Post of the week.
The most dangerous moment in every authoritarian regime is when it realizes that its power has crested and is now falling. This is when they realize that if they are to achieve their maximalist ambitions, now they have to throw the dice — because no matter how bad the odds, their odds are best now.
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Post of the week.
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Badenoch is the perfect leader for a Tory Party so devoid of talent, integrity, honesty and professionalism that anyone with any of those qualities would never put themselves forward for the job
December 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Badenoch is the perfect leader for a Tory Party so devoid of talent, integrity, honesty and professionalism that anyone with any of those qualities would never put themselves forward for the job
Absolutely 100% this.
Hard rejoin asap.
Hard rejoin asap.
From an Aussie point of view, I would suggest the UK:
1. Rejoin the EU asap.
2. Ditch the Pound and adopt the Euro
3. Ditch all remaining imperial measurements and go fully metric
1. Rejoin the EU asap.
2. Ditch the Pound and adopt the Euro
3. Ditch all remaining imperial measurements and go fully metric
December 2, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Absolutely 100% this.
Hard rejoin asap.
Hard rejoin asap.
Happy December everyone.
Who wants Trump dead for Christmas?
Who wants Trump dead for Christmas?
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Happy December everyone.
Who wants Trump dead for Christmas?
Who wants Trump dead for Christmas?
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By the look of his last photo, it may not be far off 😁
December 1, 2025 at 7:17 AM
By the look of his last photo, it may not be far off 😁
Clinton Baptiste has let himself go.
I preferred it when Rod Stewart sung
lovely songs such as ‘Sailing,’
‘Mull of Kintyre’ and ‘Margaret May.’
Now he’s become all radicalised, wallpapering his rooms in animal skin and sending back his gongs.
😬
lovely songs such as ‘Sailing,’
‘Mull of Kintyre’ and ‘Margaret May.’
Now he’s become all radicalised, wallpapering his rooms in animal skin and sending back his gongs.
😬
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Clinton Baptiste has let himself go.
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MAGA men are such weak frauds.
Guys who never shut up about protecting girls and women from harm immediately fold when called upon to step up and actually advocate for them, because to do so would reveal that they're passionately devoted to a rapist.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/the-pathet...
Guys who never shut up about protecting girls and women from harm immediately fold when called upon to step up and actually advocate for them, because to do so would reveal that they're passionately devoted to a rapist.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/the-pathet...
The Pathetic Weakness of MAGA Men
As I watch men on the Right arguing against the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files, I am reminded again how weak they all are, what a pathetic joke MAGA manhood is as an idea.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
MAGA men are such weak frauds.
Guys who never shut up about protecting girls and women from harm immediately fold when called upon to step up and actually advocate for them, because to do so would reveal that they're passionately devoted to a rapist.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/the-pathet...
Guys who never shut up about protecting girls and women from harm immediately fold when called upon to step up and actually advocate for them, because to do so would reveal that they're passionately devoted to a rapist.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/the-pathet...
Vote for a twat, get a twat.
Do don't be a twat.
Do don't be a twat.
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Vote for a twat, get a twat.
Do don't be a twat.
Do don't be a twat.
Conversely, the number of flag-shagging arseholes has increased by 80%.
Deport those fuckers. Into space.
Deport those fuckers. Into space.
Net migration to Britain has fallen by almost 80% from its 2023 peak, according to data released on Thursday.
The British Public Thinks Immigration Is Up. It’s Actually Down, Sharply.
Net migration to Britain has fallen by almost 80 percent from its 2023 peak, according to data released on Thursday.
nyti.ms
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Conversely, the number of flag-shagging arseholes has increased by 80%.
Deport those fuckers. Into space.
Deport those fuckers. Into space.
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There’s nothing more representative of an American Christmas than a mall shooting.
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
There’s nothing more representative of an American Christmas than a mall shooting.
Just take it round and the back and shoot it already.
Risible and fucked before it starts.
Risible and fucked before it starts.
Zarah Sultana has boycotted the first day of the founding conference of Your Party, the organisation she co-founded with Jeremy Corbyn, as the event descended into chaos after a 'purge' of her supporters
'Witch hunt': Your Party at war over expulsions as Zarah Sultana boycotts event
www.thenational.scot
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Just take it round and the back and shoot it already.
Risible and fucked before it starts.
Risible and fucked before it starts.
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Every damn day I'll post about this:
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#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#TrumpIsAPedo
#25A
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#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#TrumpIsAPedo
#25A
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Every damn day I'll post about this:
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
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#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#TrumpIsAPedo
#25A
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#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#TrumpIsAPedo
#25A
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They paying him in pies?
He was also the former UKIP leader in Scotland
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
They paying him in pies?
Happy Friday everyone.
Is Trump dead yet?
Farage?
Vance?
Miller?
Bannon?
Musk?
Putin?
Yaxkey-Lennon?
Or shall I cancel the balloon arch?
Is Trump dead yet?
Farage?
Vance?
Miller?
Bannon?
Musk?
Putin?
Yaxkey-Lennon?
Or shall I cancel the balloon arch?
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Happy Friday everyone.
Is Trump dead yet?
Farage?
Vance?
Miller?
Bannon?
Musk?
Putin?
Yaxkey-Lennon?
Or shall I cancel the balloon arch?
Is Trump dead yet?
Farage?
Vance?
Miller?
Bannon?
Musk?
Putin?
Yaxkey-Lennon?
Or shall I cancel the balloon arch?
All aboard the twat wagon.
Reform UK’s Chair of Tameside has been banned for drink driving.
Robert Barrowcliffe admitted driving while over the legal alcohol limit on 16th November.
www.tamesidecorrespondent.co.uk/2025/11/26/t...
Robert Barrowcliffe admitted driving while over the legal alcohol limit on 16th November.
www.tamesidecorrespondent.co.uk/2025/11/26/t...
Tameside’s Reform UK chair convicted of drink driving - Tameside Correspondent
The chair of the Reform Party in Tameside has been banned from the road after being convicted of drink driving.
www.tamesidecorrespondent.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
All aboard the twat wagon.
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Our convicted felon president, who pardoned Enrique Tarrio, the leader of the Proud Boys convicted of seditious conspiracy, wants to charge Mark Kelly, a decorated war veteran and astronaut, with seditious conspiracy.
That’s some next-level banana republic shit right there.
That’s some next-level banana republic shit right there.
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Our convicted felon president, who pardoned Enrique Tarrio, the leader of the Proud Boys convicted of seditious conspiracy, wants to charge Mark Kelly, a decorated war veteran and astronaut, with seditious conspiracy.
That’s some next-level banana republic shit right there.
That’s some next-level banana republic shit right there.
Sound the cunt alarm - again 🚨
Northumberland Reform councillor ordered to pay £38,000 debt to his own council
www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-e...
www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-e...
Northumberland Reform councillor ordered to pay £38,000 debt to his own council
Barry Elliott, a Reform councillor in the Blyth ward of Newsham, appeared in court on Tuesday in relation to more than £38,000 worth of council tax and business rates owed to Northumberland County Cou...
www.chroniclelive.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Sound the cunt alarm - again 🚨
First and business class passengers get given pyjamas to wear. Why should they get all the fun?
Is it acceptable to wear pyjamas on a flight?
61% of Brits say no, echoing US transport secretary Sean Duffy who criticised PJ-clad passengers yesterday
However, generations differ: 71% of 18-24yr olds say it is acceptable, compared to 11% of over-65s
yougov.co.uk/topics/socie...
61% of Brits say no, echoing US transport secretary Sean Duffy who criticised PJ-clad passengers yesterday
However, generations differ: 71% of 18-24yr olds say it is acceptable, compared to 11% of over-65s
yougov.co.uk/topics/socie...
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
First and business class passengers get given pyjamas to wear. Why should they get all the fun?
Traitor Nathan Gill now being described as Farage's Right Hand Man. Which is code for 'He used to wank him off occasionally'
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Traitor Nathan Gill now being described as Farage's Right Hand Man. Which is code for 'He used to wank him off occasionally'
*whilst arguing with a monkey on the internet.
Hey you just keep telling yourself whatever stops you feeling bad when you're choosing to crank the handle around again on the plagiarism picture machine
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
*whilst arguing with a monkey on the internet.