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Brandon
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I dabble.
All of this.

Screw that guy for constant Resident Evil leaks and any other leaker.
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Look at all this bullshit
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
New POSTAL game was revealed. Trailer went up. People noticed a lot of generative AI in the footage. Backlash ensued. Game got *cancelled* and pulled from Steam.

When are they going to learn?
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
You are over-encumbered
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This is incorrect.
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Some guy at work has been ranting to me for like 20 minutes about a policy he doesn't agree with
December 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
We all are but the poison isn't what you think it is
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Volt Forge is already a classic video game locale, and the level design is phenomenal with the electricity current theme impacting the environment and platforming
December 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Chrono Tower in Metroid Prime 4, or I'm just gonna keep my thoughts to myself
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Nintendo dropped the ball on Switch 2 cases. I don't mind that they're different from S1 cases, they should be and I like the template-- it's that they keep plugging the "NS2 Edition" onto games like it's a subtitle further cluttering the box art plus the block of text at the bottom

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December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Why is there a comma

He has the punctuation skills of a sloth
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
All a man needs
December 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Goodbye windows
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Metroid Prime 4 just arrived and I'm at work another hour
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Nintendo has made a wearable Samus arm canon that will be used appropriately
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Wasted no time
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My Yaddle Funko is about to ship

We're in the endgame now
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Someone who has played through Metroid Prime 4 chimes in on the weird internet negativity surrounding the game and I know exactly what it is: the media previews from a few weeks ago hammering on "chatty NPCs" like Myles and how it's "not Metroid" combined with the Metacritic score not being 102
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
A fan Ocarina of Time re-creation in Unreal Engine, as you may have guessed, looks like tripe. This is the perception people have of "realistic" takes versus an original vision that puts art design and color above all else.
December 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Games do not need to look better than this
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Interestingly he cites The Lost World itself and while he's right that there's less of the background blur, the cinematography in general is a notable step down from Jurassic Park due to the lack of Dean Cundy. Janusz is a solid cinematographer but he does a LOT of this overdone lighting
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Metroid Prime 4 is downright visionary. This is some of the most incredible art direction I've seen in a videogame and I would rather look at this than realistic AAA fare
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM