Brandon
@brandonransom.bsky.social
Chairman of Politburo, Ahp Chanagi Party Meats Company
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Got ‘im
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Got ‘im
Man it would just be super cool if my brain would stop giving me nightmares about living with my abusive ex-wife again
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Man it would just be super cool if my brain would stop giving me nightmares about living with my abusive ex-wife again
Nerd dad fixes broken USB charged eye massager
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Nerd dad fixes broken USB charged eye massager
8 yo unloading the dishwasher: “why do we have three of the same spatula?”
Me: “because it’s my favorite one!”
8: “well I don’t like it. I’m getting rid of them”
Me: “because it’s my favorite one!”
8: “well I don’t like it. I’m getting rid of them”
December 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
8 yo unloading the dishwasher: “why do we have three of the same spatula?”
Me: “because it’s my favorite one!”
8: “well I don’t like it. I’m getting rid of them”
Me: “because it’s my favorite one!”
8: “well I don’t like it. I’m getting rid of them”
This is such a great carol, and I feel like more people should sing it? I am doing it with my Oxford Carolers group this year
December 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This is such a great carol, and I feel like more people should sing it? I am doing it with my Oxford Carolers group this year
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Should I, a Minnesota bishop with sway at the White House and a vast online platform, speak up for the Somali population? Friends, humility means realizing I can’t solve every problem or speak to every issue. So today I’d like to discuss antisemitism in Gaza
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Should I, a Minnesota bishop with sway at the White House and a vast online platform, speak up for the Somali population? Friends, humility means realizing I can’t solve every problem or speak to every issue. So today I’d like to discuss antisemitism in Gaza
Yesterday I told my daughters we could go into the forest to find a Christmas tree that afternoon in the fog, or today in the pouring rain.
These wild Alaskans chose rain over fog for some reason? So now that’s our plan for the day
These wild Alaskans chose rain over fog for some reason? So now that’s our plan for the day
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Yesterday I told my daughters we could go into the forest to find a Christmas tree that afternoon in the fog, or today in the pouring rain.
These wild Alaskans chose rain over fog for some reason? So now that’s our plan for the day
These wild Alaskans chose rain over fog for some reason? So now that’s our plan for the day
About to adopt my Divorced Dad final form
(run the dehumidifier drain line into the Christmas tree stand)
(run the dehumidifier drain line into the Christmas tree stand)
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
About to adopt my Divorced Dad final form
(run the dehumidifier drain line into the Christmas tree stand)
(run the dehumidifier drain line into the Christmas tree stand)
If you wave ever want to exclaim something around children that isn’t cursing, I highly recommend former world leaders
Slobodan Milošević!
Muammar Gaddafi!
Mao Zedong!
Kim Il Sung!
Alberto Fujimori!
Hosni Mubarak!
Silvio Berlusconi!
Slobodan Milošević!
Muammar Gaddafi!
Mao Zedong!
Kim Il Sung!
Alberto Fujimori!
Hosni Mubarak!
Silvio Berlusconi!
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If you wave ever want to exclaim something around children that isn’t cursing, I highly recommend former world leaders
Slobodan Milošević!
Muammar Gaddafi!
Mao Zedong!
Kim Il Sung!
Alberto Fujimori!
Hosni Mubarak!
Silvio Berlusconi!
Slobodan Milošević!
Muammar Gaddafi!
Mao Zedong!
Kim Il Sung!
Alberto Fujimori!
Hosni Mubarak!
Silvio Berlusconi!
From the frying pan of a celibate man to the fires of the premature, who could ask for nothing more?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDOT...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDOT...
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
From the frying pan of a celibate man to the fires of the premature, who could ask for nothing more?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDOT...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDOT...
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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The roof collapsed. It was pretty big news, surprised you missed it.
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The roof collapsed. It was pretty big news, surprised you missed it.
How often do we think folks misread the sign and leave floaters in the dental office toilet?
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
How often do we think folks misread the sign and leave floaters in the dental office toilet?
Not gonna lie, it’s making me grumpy that the OHIOANS have gotten better snow so far this year than I have in Alaska
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Not gonna lie, it’s making me grumpy that the OHIOANS have gotten better snow so far this year than I have in Alaska
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Another meme i think about all the time
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Another meme i think about all the time
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
