bramslammin
@bramslambreakfast.bsky.social
Firewalk Studio's Concord's 75th biggest fan.
I like videogames and anime and movies
Very stupid also
I like videogames and anime and movies
Very stupid also
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the thing is they really don’t make that many video games anymore where you can go in guns blazing, or take the stealthy approach
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
the thing is they really don’t make that many video games anymore where you can go in guns blazing, or take the stealthy approach
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This game rules, check it out
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This game rules, check it out
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Last chance to grab Yakuza 0 before delisting on December 8th:
Steam $10.99 buff.ly/ISTbotI
US PSN $19.99 buff.ly/oPvvGTo
XBL $19.99 buff.ly/4XAUKUf
Y0-Y6 (PS4) 7-game physical bundle $80 at VGP buff.ly/4IJkhNI
GOG version not identified for delist
Steam $10.99 buff.ly/ISTbotI
US PSN $19.99 buff.ly/oPvvGTo
XBL $19.99 buff.ly/4XAUKUf
Y0-Y6 (PS4) 7-game physical bundle $80 at VGP buff.ly/4IJkhNI
GOG version not identified for delist
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Last chance to grab Yakuza 0 before delisting on December 8th:
Steam $10.99 buff.ly/ISTbotI
US PSN $19.99 buff.ly/oPvvGTo
XBL $19.99 buff.ly/4XAUKUf
Y0-Y6 (PS4) 7-game physical bundle $80 at VGP buff.ly/4IJkhNI
GOG version not identified for delist
Steam $10.99 buff.ly/ISTbotI
US PSN $19.99 buff.ly/oPvvGTo
XBL $19.99 buff.ly/4XAUKUf
Y0-Y6 (PS4) 7-game physical bundle $80 at VGP buff.ly/4IJkhNI
GOG version not identified for delist
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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Metroid Prime 4 specifically looks good in the way that an idealized 7th gen game does, like the specifically framed screenshots you'd get prerelease to show off the power of the cell processor
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Metroid Prime 4 specifically looks good in the way that an idealized 7th gen game does, like the specifically framed screenshots you'd get prerelease to show off the power of the cell processor
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nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how "busy" you were
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- that one person or fictional character you could NOT shut up about, you made sure they never forget
- your salary
- how "busy" you were
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- that one person or fictional character you could NOT shut up about, you made sure they never forget
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how "busy" you were
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- that one person or fictional character you could NOT shut up about, you made sure they never forget
- your salary
- how "busy" you were
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- that one person or fictional character you could NOT shut up about, you made sure they never forget
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this horse looks like northernlion
December 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
this horse looks like northernlion
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multiplayer shooters absolutely got hit the hardest with the race for realism because half the time i play any of them i feel like i got shot from a guy 900 yards away wearing a skin or camo that makes them nearly imperceptible to the human eye unless you have 60000000000 post processing filters on
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
multiplayer shooters absolutely got hit the hardest with the race for realism because half the time i play any of them i feel like i got shot from a guy 900 yards away wearing a skin or camo that makes them nearly imperceptible to the human eye unless you have 60000000000 post processing filters on
Listen I get Prime 4 is disappointing some people but please don't use this as an excuse to redeem Other M because that game sucks ass lol.
I'm not even talking about the story I'm talking about the dogshit control scheme lol.
I'm not even talking about the story I'm talking about the dogshit control scheme lol.
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Listen I get Prime 4 is disappointing some people but please don't use this as an excuse to redeem Other M because that game sucks ass lol.
I'm not even talking about the story I'm talking about the dogshit control scheme lol.
I'm not even talking about the story I'm talking about the dogshit control scheme lol.
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I'm not going to re-write a whole piece I already wrote 8 years ago, so here
www.vice.com/en/article/s...
www.vice.com/en/article/s...
Stories in Games Aren't Problems, They're Solutions
Lots of video games have terrible stories, but that's no reason to give up telling them.
www.vice.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'm not going to re-write a whole piece I already wrote 8 years ago, so here
www.vice.com/en/article/s...
www.vice.com/en/article/s...
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Been really confused by social media for a while but I think I've figured it out: everyone except me has an explosive collar and it will detonate if they don't immediately contribute to the same discourse that everyone hates
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Been really confused by social media for a while but I think I've figured it out: everyone except me has an explosive collar and it will detonate if they don't immediately contribute to the same discourse that everyone hates
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As a lifelong Kingdom Hearts fan I've grown accustomed to the idea of dumb theories and readings so it ideally shouldn't bother me but "Dragon's Dogma 2 is actually a commentary about the modern state of Capcom and their remakes" is 1000% cope and I refuse to believe otherwise
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
As a lifelong Kingdom Hearts fan I've grown accustomed to the idea of dumb theories and readings so it ideally shouldn't bother me but "Dragon's Dogma 2 is actually a commentary about the modern state of Capcom and their remakes" is 1000% cope and I refuse to believe otherwise
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People keep trying to suss out the hidden politics of Smiling Friends when its just the ambient worldview of your group chat friend who works in roofing
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
People keep trying to suss out the hidden politics of Smiling Friends when its just the ambient worldview of your group chat friend who works in roofing
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"what if a space station was hell" is maybe the most important type of game there is.
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"what if a space station was hell" is maybe the most important type of game there is.
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seeing so many people saying they turned Metroid into a Zelda game
Metroid has literally been platformer Zelda since the start
Metroid has literally been platformer Zelda since the start
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
seeing so many people saying they turned Metroid into a Zelda game
Metroid has literally been platformer Zelda since the start
Metroid has literally been platformer Zelda since the start
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I can't tell if Prime 4 is good because I feel like a ton of people put an ungodly amount of hype behind it (understandable considering it was announced 8 years back) or got so brain blisteringly mad at Modern Game NPC they threw the entire sink in the trash three weeks ago
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I can't tell if Prime 4 is good because I feel like a ton of people put an ungodly amount of hype behind it (understandable considering it was announced 8 years back) or got so brain blisteringly mad at Modern Game NPC they threw the entire sink in the trash three weeks ago
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It’d be funny if this leads to an influx of games intentionally aiming to get banned from Steam.
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
It’d be funny if this leads to an influx of games intentionally aiming to get banned from Steam.
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God this episode is a gut punch given how Amuro stops believing this can happen
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
God this episode is a gut punch given how Amuro stops believing this can happen
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I have many thoughts about this, one is I can't help but think this is all just shining a light on how games are still being held to wildly different standards than other media like film. I've played very few games like HORSES but watched so many films like it (as a connoisseur of arthouse horror).
Humble's now banned it too, post-launch:
www.ign.com/articles/hor...
www.ign.com/articles/hor...
Horses, the Upsetting Horror Game Previously Banned on Steam, Gets Last Minute Ban From Epic Games Store Too - IGN
Last week, we reported that disturbing horror game Horses had been banned from Steam. Now, at the last possible minute before the game was set to release widely across other PC store fronts, Epic Game...
www.ign.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I have many thoughts about this, one is I can't help but think this is all just shining a light on how games are still being held to wildly different standards than other media like film. I've played very few games like HORSES but watched so many films like it (as a connoisseur of arthouse horror).
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im gonna fuck his computer
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
im gonna fuck his computer
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Horses is getting banned everywhere not for the content but because all retailers are inherently racist against Italians
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Horses is getting banned everywhere not for the content but because all retailers are inherently racist against Italians
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Congrats on finding this account before Niamh announced it. You alone get to see the cover art for our Turn A Gundam season before Niamh retweets this on Friday.
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Congrats on finding this account before Niamh announced it. You alone get to see the cover art for our Turn A Gundam season before Niamh retweets this on Friday.
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pound for pound the traditional fighter that gets people not necessarily into the genre having fun the quickest is, in my experience, Soulcalibur
and Soulcalibur has:
- generally short strings compared to something like Tekken
- Guard Impact, the legendary Back The Fuck Off mechanic
and Soulcalibur has:
- generally short strings compared to something like Tekken
- Guard Impact, the legendary Back The Fuck Off mechanic
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
pound for pound the traditional fighter that gets people not necessarily into the genre having fun the quickest is, in my experience, Soulcalibur
and Soulcalibur has:
- generally short strings compared to something like Tekken
- Guard Impact, the legendary Back The Fuck Off mechanic
and Soulcalibur has:
- generally short strings compared to something like Tekken
- Guard Impact, the legendary Back The Fuck Off mechanic
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First HORSES reviews are in!
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
First HORSES reviews are in!
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i don't know if either situation is quantifiably "worse" in any way that deserves arguing but banning a game from sale mere hours before it's (previously long-approved) release is such chickenshit behavior.
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i don't know if either situation is quantifiably "worse" in any way that deserves arguing but banning a game from sale mere hours before it's (previously long-approved) release is such chickenshit behavior.