I am indeed Not An Author, but thanks all the same!

This message brought to you by a typically friendly archivist-in-library who had three patrons waiting for me to arrive at work. I was early, and two of them absolutely did not need me specifically; the third had emailed, but b/c of the first two I couldn’t check and tell her it was fine to come by.

This really makes me wish I’d been able to take your class while I was there!

How do you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasel-y recognizable; the other is stoat-ily different!

I don't know about the rest of my eldritch millennials but "little treats" have been holding us together for our entire adult lives and if we lose even that, I will become pennywise the clown and haunt the sewers of DC, yanking GOP interns into the storm drain to sprinkle on my avocado toast.