I'm just picturing him cruising what passes for the major streets in Davenport and I want to laugh. A literal clown car would stand out less.

Oh god, this doofus lives in DAVENPORT???

Imagine being a famous wrestler and still choosing to live in one of the most colorless cities in the state of Iowa.

The sad part is that he's not even the worst asshole living in that city.

That is also a positively stingy amount of stuffing. It's like they roasted and stuffed a chicken, not a turkey.

Most of it looks so...dry. The turkey, the croissants (which 100% came out of a tube), the mashed potatoes, and especially that mac & cheese. Hell, it doesn't even really look like it's sauced at all. It looks like just boiled noodles.

I thought about phrasing my initial post in precisely this way.

Oh it slips through a few times because the bots can't recognize vocalized noises that aren't literal words: cries, gasps, laughter, etc.

Look, even I have my limits on the kind of bad material I will foist upon my friends.

First of all, the Microsoft Same energy is STRONG in this one across the board.

Secondly, this so-called artificial intelligence totally misses things like cries and grunts entirely. Even the lousiest human-made dubs I've heard don't do that.

Aniplex: We want people to think of our shows as Aniplex shows, not shows from other studios or publishers.

Also Aniplex: Eh, just use AI on this dumb old gay show from 2018, who cares, we're too busy charging $200 for this Weekly Shonen Jump anime boxset.

This poor show just cannot catch a break.

Oh I believe it, I just despise them for it.

Or perhaps a fly drawn to his innate stinkiness.

I literally said "oh NO" when I saw that.

You can practically hear the empty buzz inside his head.

A harrowing tale of one woman slowly losing her mind at the hand of three strange butchers and dread prospect of...COOKING.