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I doubted crystal power and now we're here
Edit: dang
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Dandycats not gonna be denied tonight at home
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Super pissed to find out Walt was NOT a ghost the whole time
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Bonus, the bangin theme song for this film has already been written

m.youtube.com/watch?v=MKgi...
James Bond Jr. Theme Song (HQ)
YouTube video by Themecstasy
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November 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“No-nonsense woodshop teacher” It’s as if they are seeking the approval of someone else’s (more potent) dad
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
For your consideration: backgammon. Skill, gambling, luck, shit talking
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Establishing dominance at the dentist's office, strong move
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
When all the avatars shall be made various Haynes Kaang images. Inshallah, THWG.
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Solutions are now battlefields
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Similar reaction at our house to the Daisy commercial. For us the hamburger dipping was the breaking point. Maybe this is a regional thing breaking containment. Seems like Iowa behavior tbh
October 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Haven’t you people ever heard of? Smoking a goddamned pork
October 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Is that a tire iron in your plywood toolbox/sleeping quarters or are you just
October 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Nice piece. Great quotes from dad. It’s fun to be a Tech football fan right now.
October 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"Sentient midlife crisis" is gold
October 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Clawshammer
October 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
They’re out when Trae decides they’re out
October 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
a single peppercorn
October 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Elderly Bands Under an Umbrella in a Small Town
September 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM