Mrs Bernard Quatermass
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Bagpuss did not prepare me for the realities of 2025
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Nothing feels worse than finding out everyone else in the group chat made a new group chat without you because they’re planning a war you aren’t invited to
March 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Nothing feels worse than finding out everyone else in the group chat made a new group chat without you because they’re planning a war you aren’t invited to
Bagpuss did not prepare me for the realities of 2025
March 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Bagpuss did not prepare me for the realities of 2025
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Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid
March 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid
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the muppets crashing the red carpet at the 2025 oscars: thread
March 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
the muppets crashing the red carpet at the 2025 oscars: thread
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I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.
February 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.
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This is the clearest photo ever taken of Venus.
🔭 🧪
🔭 🧪
February 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is the clearest photo ever taken of Venus.
🔭 🧪
🔭 🧪
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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
February 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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Beautiful timelapse of Earth rising over the Moon captured by the Japanese lunar orbiter spacecraft Kaguya.
Credit: JAXA/NHK
Credit: JAXA/NHK
February 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Beautiful timelapse of Earth rising over the Moon captured by the Japanese lunar orbiter spacecraft Kaguya.
Credit: JAXA/NHK
Credit: JAXA/NHK
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Who called it lesbianism and not cock zero?
February 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Who called it lesbianism and not cock zero?
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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
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i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of vanity fair: thread
February 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of vanity fair: thread
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Possibly the best photo I've ever taken of a dog.
January 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Possibly the best photo I've ever taken of a dog.
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do you have to bring your own or is there a vending machine?
January 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
do you have to bring your own or is there a vending machine?
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I have the recipe for disaster if anyone is interested.
September 26, 2023 at 2:56 PM
I have the recipe for disaster if anyone is interested.
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I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
January 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
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I am- and I cannot stress this enough- stressed enough
January 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I am- and I cannot stress this enough- stressed enough
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If you ever get lonely, just remember that the
Mars rover is programmed to sing happy birthday
to itself every year.
Mars rover is programmed to sing happy birthday
to itself every year.
January 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If you ever get lonely, just remember that the
Mars rover is programmed to sing happy birthday
to itself every year.
Mars rover is programmed to sing happy birthday
to itself every year.
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If you want to feel old, this is what Pingu looks like now.
January 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If you want to feel old, this is what Pingu looks like now.
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yoga teacher: welcome to your first class
me: a mistake I have made
me: a mistake I have made
December 22, 2024 at 2:17 PM
yoga teacher: welcome to your first class
me: a mistake I have made
me: a mistake I have made
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Think twice before gifting someone an M dwarf this holiday season
December 22, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Think twice before gifting someone an M dwarf this holiday season
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It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
December 16, 2024 at 10:16 PM
It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark