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Justin
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Let’s have fun here before a billionaire runs it into the ground
Name your fav Tom Hanks film

Very tough but I think Hanks + Candy puts it on top for me
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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It's so funny to watch them periodically half-ass try the "Your body belongs to the Reich and it is your duty to keep it fit for the Fuhrer" stuff to their base of the laziest people in America whose idea of attending a political rally is to drive their trucks around a parking lot.
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.

But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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I’m alive
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN!
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Timeline cleanse
December 3, 2004: Manu Ginóbili goes around his back and scores on the San Antonio break during an 80-77 victory over the Pistons.

Ginóbili scored 18 PTS, Tony Parker scored 20 PTS and Tim Duncan had 18 PTS/18 REB for the Spurs. Detroit's Chauncey Billups had a team-high 18 PTS.
December 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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The President is actively dying right next to his team of simps yelling about what a Big Strong Leader Man he is. Just sitting there, eyes closed, croaking in front of our eyes.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Time for a little dad time
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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takes an unbelievable level of failed skill checks to be a loser if you're rich. you have unrestrained time and resources to hone any skill in the world and to verifiably support your local community but instead you're a selfish spineless blight on society. no excuse for it
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Wemby has 36-11-5 with 5 blocks and 6 three-pointers made. Here is a complete list of all of the times that has been done in the NBA:
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The guy from The Longest Yard is a surprise guest speaker at a work conference, gonna try to get a picture
November 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Meanwhile, in Texas, where state income taxes are already banned, voters approved constitutional amendments banning estate taxes and capital gains taxes, but also approved allocating public money for the Spurs to build a new arena.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Once again:
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM