Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear
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Clankers hanging out on the street corner up to no good.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Clankers hanging out on the street corner up to no good.
So, I typed a text to this girl I used to see /saying that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be/and I apologize if this message gets you down /then I cc'ed every girl that I'd see see round town/hate to see y'all frown but I love to see her smiling/wetness all around me true but I'm no island
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
So, I typed a text to this girl I used to see /saying that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be/and I apologize if this message gets you down /then I cc'ed every girl that I'd see see round town/hate to see y'all frown but I love to see her smiling/wetness all around me true but I'm no island
Easy like Sunday morning
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Easy like Sunday morning
Sunday Sunday Sunday*
*Falcons finding a new way to lose
*Falcons finding a new way to lose
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Sunday Sunday Sunday*
*Falcons finding a new way to lose
*Falcons finding a new way to lose
My favorite park schedule.
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
My favorite park schedule.
Touched grass
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Touched grass
Me, after lunch each day
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Me, after lunch each day
My uncle yelled Hakas at me as I walked past him and I was so confused and thought:
October 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
My uncle yelled Hakas at me as I walked past him and I was so confused and thought:
Louisiana, welcoming you to its state:
October 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Louisiana, welcoming you to its state:
Them: what are you going to do with yourself during the government shutdown.
Me (at 10am on a Wednesday): I'll figure something out.
Me (at 10am on a Wednesday): I'll figure something out.
October 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Them: what are you going to do with yourself during the government shutdown.
Me (at 10am on a Wednesday): I'll figure something out.
Me (at 10am on a Wednesday): I'll figure something out.
Does the administration know that Firestone is selling these DEI tires?
October 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Does the administration know that Firestone is selling these DEI tires?
Sazerac Wednesday and Old-Fashioned Friday
September 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Sazerac Wednesday and Old-Fashioned Friday
AI is not ready to steal my job yet.
September 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
AI is not ready to steal my job yet.