Bottlecapp
@bottlecapp.bsky.social
33/M(?)/ABDL/AGP/feminine-attracted - Minors DNI
The internet was made for porn.
Talk to me about Star Trek, Blood Bowl, Battletech, or some nasty, degenerate filth.
You're gonna see some naked drawings here. Not mine though.
The internet was made for porn.
Talk to me about Star Trek, Blood Bowl, Battletech, or some nasty, degenerate filth.
You're gonna see some naked drawings here. Not mine though.
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Bottlecapp
@bottlecapp.bsky.social
· Dec 5
If you come into my DMs, you have THREE posts to convince me you're not a bot.
If I'm not satisfied, you're gettin' blocked. Especially if your account has less than five posts and only a handful of reskeets.
If I'm not satisfied, you're gettin' blocked. Especially if your account has less than five posts and only a handful of reskeets.
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"oh no, i want to bring my gamecube to my friends house, but i cant comfortably hold it in one hand!"
the ever reliable carry handle:
the ever reliable carry handle:
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"oh no, i want to bring my gamecube to my friends house, but i cant comfortably hold it in one hand!"
the ever reliable carry handle:
the ever reliable carry handle:
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I'm sorry but if sexual stuff bothers you, then please get the fuck out of otaku media. All of this stuff is made by freaks.
Yep, that one. And that one. Oh yeah, and DEFINITELY that one.
Take your sex negativity elsewhere.
(Re: people being mad that Fujimoto is a freak)
Yep, that one. And that one. Oh yeah, and DEFINITELY that one.
Take your sex negativity elsewhere.
(Re: people being mad that Fujimoto is a freak)
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I'm sorry but if sexual stuff bothers you, then please get the fuck out of otaku media. All of this stuff is made by freaks.
Yep, that one. And that one. Oh yeah, and DEFINITELY that one.
Take your sex negativity elsewhere.
(Re: people being mad that Fujimoto is a freak)
Yep, that one. And that one. Oh yeah, and DEFINITELY that one.
Take your sex negativity elsewhere.
(Re: people being mad that Fujimoto is a freak)
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
I always get a funny feeling when I see pics of Meruccubus in normie spaces.
I always think "How much do they know?"
"How easy would it be to expose them to the forbidden knowledge?"
"How many anti-kink puritans are wanking it to Meru in complete ignorance?"
I always think "How much do they know?"
"How easy would it be to expose them to the forbidden knowledge?"
"How many anti-kink puritans are wanking it to Meru in complete ignorance?"
December 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I always get a funny feeling when I see pics of Meruccubus in normie spaces.
I always think "How much do they know?"
"How easy would it be to expose them to the forbidden knowledge?"
"How many anti-kink puritans are wanking it to Meru in complete ignorance?"
I always think "How much do they know?"
"How easy would it be to expose them to the forbidden knowledge?"
"How many anti-kink puritans are wanking it to Meru in complete ignorance?"
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.... You mean the Epstein-style situation that happened to Jeffy DESPITE being under constant watch?
That one?
Where three minutes of film vanished into thin air and the entire prison staff developed collective amnesia?
That one?
That one?
Where three minutes of film vanished into thin air and the entire prison staff developed collective amnesia?
That one?
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
.... You mean the Epstein-style situation that happened to Jeffy DESPITE being under constant watch?
That one?
Where three minutes of film vanished into thin air and the entire prison staff developed collective amnesia?
That one?
That one?
Where three minutes of film vanished into thin air and the entire prison staff developed collective amnesia?
That one?
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I'm old enough to remember when they did almost this exact headline but about millennials
If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm old enough to remember when they did almost this exact headline but about millennials
*drops u into a bonus level*
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
*drops u into a bonus level*
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Don’t worry officer, I have a license!
October 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Don’t worry officer, I have a license!
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When I find a torrent with one person seeding it, I like to imagine a Windows XP machine, dimly lit by a failing light bulb. Running 24/7 for 15 years, no utility company dare pin down it's location. But there it is, bleach.avi, long forgotten in an insane asylum basement.
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
When I find a torrent with one person seeding it, I like to imagine a Windows XP machine, dimly lit by a failing light bulb. Running 24/7 for 15 years, no utility company dare pin down it's location. But there it is, bleach.avi, long forgotten in an insane asylum basement.
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bring out the fine cups honey, i gotta hold a tea tasting for my friends.. yeah, get the Bathing Beauties cups www.taiwanteacrafts.com/product/hand...
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
bring out the fine cups honey, i gotta hold a tea tasting for my friends.. yeah, get the Bathing Beauties cups www.taiwanteacrafts.com/product/hand...
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action movies are not christmas movies and i am going to hardline die on this fucking hill
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
action movies are not christmas movies and i am going to hardline die on this fucking hill
had this weird-feeling pulse right between my eyebrows for like three weeks
is it super cancer?
am i gonna die?
is it super cancer?
am i gonna die?
December 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM
had this weird-feeling pulse right between my eyebrows for like three weeks
is it super cancer?
am i gonna die?
is it super cancer?
am i gonna die?
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anime girls that have big ribbons to emote like ears are an endangered species just like girls with hair vents
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
anime girls that have big ribbons to emote like ears are an endangered species just like girls with hair vents
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being ruled by tiny men bereft of both curiosity and the ability to feel wonder is a terrible fate
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
being ruled by tiny men bereft of both curiosity and the ability to feel wonder is a terrible fate
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Hey you dirty bastards.
Clean your tablet surface.
Clean your tablet surface.
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Hey you dirty bastards.
Clean your tablet surface.
Clean your tablet surface.
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I think what all adaptations of Frankenstein have missed is that Victor literally tried to make the creature as beautiful as possible, and then freaked out when it started moving.
So like imagine yuri Frankenstein. Literally creating the perfect tall daughter. Picking all the best parts..
So like imagine yuri Frankenstein. Literally creating the perfect tall daughter. Picking all the best parts..
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I think what all adaptations of Frankenstein have missed is that Victor literally tried to make the creature as beautiful as possible, and then freaked out when it started moving.
So like imagine yuri Frankenstein. Literally creating the perfect tall daughter. Picking all the best parts..
So like imagine yuri Frankenstein. Literally creating the perfect tall daughter. Picking all the best parts..
Make 'em swallow their failing investment.
If they don't wanna go under, maybe they should start pushing products that people don't actively resent.
If they don't wanna go under, maybe they should start pushing products that people don't actively resent.
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Make 'em swallow their failing investment.
If they don't wanna go under, maybe they should start pushing products that people don't actively resent.
If they don't wanna go under, maybe they should start pushing products that people don't actively resent.
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December 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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i think all highways should be replaced with trains
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
i think all highways should be replaced with trains
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they're so real
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
they're so real
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I gotta go but listen. The thing that you need to understand is that it totally rules to suck a girl’s dick. Okay? People will insist it doesn’t rule but real heads know. Everyone stay safe out there, try to suck a girl’s dick if that’s available to you as an option, good for what ails you, peace
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I gotta go but listen. The thing that you need to understand is that it totally rules to suck a girl’s dick. Okay? People will insist it doesn’t rule but real heads know. Everyone stay safe out there, try to suck a girl’s dick if that’s available to you as an option, good for what ails you, peace