🏴Are We Better Together Yet?
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Any day now.
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Neil Oliver has promised us a Christmas night out in Aberdeen with Gove and panel shows: normal countries would be chuffed to bits with this.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Neil Oliver has promised us a Christmas night out in Aberdeen with Gove and panel shows: normal countries would be chuffed to bits with this.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
Angus Robertson can't even tell us how many shopping days are left until Christmas. Laughable. No Thanks.
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Angus Robertson can't even tell us how many shopping days are left until Christmas. Laughable. No Thanks.
“Everywhere I go, people stop me in the street to say they want to sustain Our Precious Union. Why don't you just go now??”
Life-affirming stuff as Fabricant dismantles Mhairi Black over the unfair SNP plot to cancel chocolate.
Life-affirming stuff as Fabricant dismantles Mhairi Black over the unfair SNP plot to cancel chocolate.
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
“Everywhere I go, people stop me in the street to say they want to sustain Our Precious Union. Why don't you just go now??”
Life-affirming stuff as Fabricant dismantles Mhairi Black over the unfair SNP plot to cancel chocolate.
Life-affirming stuff as Fabricant dismantles Mhairi Black over the unfair SNP plot to cancel chocolate.
It's one thing to say you don't like Sir Keir Starmer as Prime Minister. Frankly neither do we! But it's easy to forget that before Starmer, everything was just brilliant.
Strong and stable.
Strong and stable.
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It's one thing to say you don't like Sir Keir Starmer as Prime Minister. Frankly neither do we! But it's easy to forget that before Starmer, everything was just brilliant.
Strong and stable.
Strong and stable.
Farage has promised Scotland the world's most indoor gym, but separation would risk this. Busted flush.
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Farage has promised Scotland the world's most indoor gym, but separation would risk this. Busted flush.
The Prime Minister has promised us a Christmas night out in Aberdeen with Gove and Prince Andrew: normal countries would be chuffed to bits with this.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The Prime Minister has promised us a Christmas night out in Aberdeen with Gove and Prince Andrew: normal countries would be chuffed to bits with this.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
Do you want illegal wars, or do you want Liberal Democrat spring conference? Because with separation, you can't have them both. No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Do you want illegal wars, or do you want Liberal Democrat spring conference? Because with separation, you can't have them both. No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
It's one thing to say you don't like Sir Keir Starmer as Prime Minister. Frankly neither do we! But it's easy to forget that before Starmer, everything was just brilliant.
Busted flush.
Busted flush.
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
It's one thing to say you don't like Sir Keir Starmer as Prime Minister. Frankly neither do we! But it's easy to forget that before Starmer, everything was just brilliant.
Busted flush.
Busted flush.
Thanks to nationalism being vanquished forever in 2014, proud Scots can now benefit from illegal wars (and the tenfold increase in food banks). Swinney is threatening this progress. It’s terrifying.
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Thanks to nationalism being vanquished forever in 2014, proud Scots can now benefit from illegal wars (and the tenfold increase in food banks). Swinney is threatening this progress. It’s terrifying.
The evidence is clear: Swinney has no mandate to force yet another divisive referendum on us. The issue has been decisively settled for at least 30 years, if not 50 or 60.
No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The evidence is clear: Swinney has no mandate to force yet another divisive referendum on us. The issue has been decisively settled for at least 30 years, if not 50 or 60.
No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
All across Our Precious Union, we are beginning to see the benefits of Brexit. But the SNP want to disrupt this progress. It's contemptible.
We have to stop this: time is of the essence.
We have to stop this: time is of the essence.
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
All across Our Precious Union, we are beginning to see the benefits of Brexit. But the SNP want to disrupt this progress. It's contemptible.
We have to stop this: time is of the essence.
We have to stop this: time is of the essence.
As proud Unionists, there's nothing we abhor more than nationalism.
Pool and share.
Pool and share.
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
As proud Unionists, there's nothing we abhor more than nationalism.
Pool and share.
Pool and share.
“Some of my best childhood holidays were in Paisley. The First Minister is trying to turn my whole family into foreigners!”
Good stuff as Scottish Labour cancels the SNP over the sleekit Nat plot to cancel banknotes.
Good stuff as Scottish Labour cancels the SNP over the sleekit Nat plot to cancel banknotes.
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 AM
“Some of my best childhood holidays were in Paisley. The First Minister is trying to turn my whole family into foreigners!”
Good stuff as Scottish Labour cancels the SNP over the sleekit Nat plot to cancel banknotes.
Good stuff as Scottish Labour cancels the SNP over the sleekit Nat plot to cancel banknotes.
“Would we have jobs? What if we lose all the coins? Too many unanswered questions, which remain unanswered.”
Unbelievable stuff as Lord Foulkes berates Sturgeon over the heinous separatist plot to cancel sea.
Unbelievable stuff as Lord Foulkes berates Sturgeon over the heinous separatist plot to cancel sea.
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
“Would we have jobs? What if we lose all the coins? Too many unanswered questions, which remain unanswered.”
Unbelievable stuff as Lord Foulkes berates Sturgeon over the heinous separatist plot to cancel sea.
Unbelievable stuff as Lord Foulkes berates Sturgeon over the heinous separatist plot to cancel sea.
Look: we can't scrutinise the claims of Allegra Stratton and Better Together. 2014 was an eternity ago and the world has changed immeasurably since then.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Look: we can't scrutinise the claims of Allegra Stratton and Better Together. 2014 was an eternity ago and the world has changed immeasurably since then.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
Think Brexit is bad? Gove has confirmed that #ScottishIndependence will lead to the dualling of the A9, but as cycle lanes. We have to stop this: time is of the essence.
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Think Brexit is bad? Gove has confirmed that #ScottishIndependence will lead to the dualling of the A9, but as cycle lanes. We have to stop this: time is of the essence.
Only the Labour Party can lead us through the #CostOfLivingCrisis. Under Swinney's ludicrous plans, we can't even guarantee we would be able to keep our beloved fajitas.
No to #Indyref2.
No to #Indyref2.
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Only the Labour Party can lead us through the #CostOfLivingCrisis. Under Swinney's ludicrous plans, we can't even guarantee we would be able to keep our beloved fajitas.
No to #Indyref2.
No to #Indyref2.
“I wouldn’t want to be like Luxembourg for six minutes frankly!”
Searing stuff as Sir Ed Davey dismantles Pete Wishart over the dastardly SNP-Green plot to cancel Ibrox.
Searing stuff as Sir Ed Davey dismantles Pete Wishart over the dastardly SNP-Green plot to cancel Ibrox.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“I wouldn’t want to be like Luxembourg for six minutes frankly!”
Searing stuff as Sir Ed Davey dismantles Pete Wishart over the dastardly SNP-Green plot to cancel Ibrox.
Searing stuff as Sir Ed Davey dismantles Pete Wishart over the dastardly SNP-Green plot to cancel Ibrox.
Mairi McAllan can't even tell us the weather forecast on the third Wednesday of next October. Laughable. Broad shoulders.
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Mairi McAllan can't even tell us the weather forecast on the third Wednesday of next October. Laughable. Broad shoulders.
We can only imagine the disasters that will befall us if Swinney gets his way. But in the UK we have safety, security and a solid track record. Why risk it all?
Busted flush.
Busted flush.
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We can only imagine the disasters that will befall us if Swinney gets his way. But in the UK we have safety, security and a solid track record. Why risk it all?
Busted flush.
Busted flush.
Only the Labour Party can lead us through the #CostOfLivingCrisis. Under Swinney's ludicrous plans, we can't even guarantee we would be able to keep our beloved Clattenburg.
No Thanks.
No Thanks.
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Only the Labour Party can lead us through the #CostOfLivingCrisis. Under Swinney's ludicrous plans, we can't even guarantee we would be able to keep our beloved Clattenburg.
No Thanks.
No Thanks.
Ok, Scotland’s qualification for the World Cup was a decent night. But just imagine how much better it could have been as Team GB?
Yet more proof that we’re Better Together.
Yet more proof that we’re Better Together.
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Ok, Scotland’s qualification for the World Cup was a decent night. But just imagine how much better it could have been as Team GB?
Yet more proof that we’re Better Together.
Yet more proof that we’re Better Together.
Good point well made.
Swinney and the Greens want to nationalise Prince Andrew. Vile. Only a vote for Nadine Dorries will stop this.
Swinney and the Greens want to nationalise Prince Andrew. Vile. Only a vote for Nadine Dorries will stop this.
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Good point well made.
Swinney and the Greens want to nationalise Prince Andrew. Vile. Only a vote for Nadine Dorries will stop this.
Swinney and the Greens want to nationalise Prince Andrew. Vile. Only a vote for Nadine Dorries will stop this.