KattWilliamsportalkey
@bornyesterdae.bsky.social
99.9% Human. Touch me not. Shapeshifter. Creative writer. Emergent Colloquialist. 📎I want to be a bodega cat but I’m just a Marketing research professional. Talks about cultural differences 🤷♀️🥝
Follow only if you adore Black Women.
Follow only if you adore Black Women.
How do yall know when you didn’t get enough sleep? I can never tell…
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
How do yall know when you didn’t get enough sleep? I can never tell…
I had a mentor in the big brother big sister program. She taught me yoga. She chose a man to help her produce a son, I told her he was no good. She did it anyway. She didn’t invite me to the wedding…she called years later to tell me I was right. She invited me to a raw food gathering.
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I had a mentor in the big brother big sister program. She taught me yoga. She chose a man to help her produce a son, I told her he was no good. She did it anyway. She didn’t invite me to the wedding…she called years later to tell me I was right. She invited me to a raw food gathering.
I blended a perfume yesterday that smelled like Mugler. IMMFB
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I blended a perfume yesterday that smelled like Mugler. IMMFB
I want a sidekick.
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I want a sidekick.
I actually really want one of these cube always wanted a rotary phone 😭
Shit might as well make a rotary smart phone 😒
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I actually really want one of these cube always wanted a rotary phone 😭
Omg but I really am though and it’ll fit in my tiny purse so when I go out I don’t have a big bulge ruining my outfit 🥲
Really, you want a folding smartphone? You're gonna close your phone? Sure.
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Omg but I really am though and it’ll fit in my tiny purse so when I go out I don’t have a big bulge ruining my outfit 🥲
Are the bees aware? Can I talk to a bee?
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Are the bees aware? Can I talk to a bee?
A bomber jacket with the word love on the back…
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
A bomber jacket with the word love on the back…
I think Jada Pinkett Smith is a Targaryen
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I think Jada Pinkett Smith is a Targaryen
See, now do you think Will over reacted or did he SAVE A LIFE?!
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
See, now do you think Will over reacted or did he SAVE A LIFE?!
Why she call herself glorilla….
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Why she call herself glorilla….
Michael saying “who’s bad” had irony because we knew bad meant good. But NLE CHOPPA seems unironically bad…he gangstad too close to the sun.
And Trap Michael isn’t actually a thing it’s like…not working.
And Trap Michael isn’t actually a thing it’s like…not working.
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Michael saying “who’s bad” had irony because we knew bad meant good. But NLE CHOPPA seems unironically bad…he gangstad too close to the sun.
And Trap Michael isn’t actually a thing it’s like…not working.
And Trap Michael isn’t actually a thing it’s like…not working.
Black girls hair turn ginger in the fall. It’s a natural occurrence.
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Black girls hair turn ginger in the fall. It’s a natural occurrence.
So true rofl
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
So true rofl
You ever see a movie where a humanoid robot has spliced together different voices to communicate and it’s creepy?
That’s what it’s like talking to a less than self aware code switcher.
The unmasked be coming through on random words and it’s scary lol
That’s what it’s like talking to a less than self aware code switcher.
The unmasked be coming through on random words and it’s scary lol
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
You ever see a movie where a humanoid robot has spliced together different voices to communicate and it’s creepy?
That’s what it’s like talking to a less than self aware code switcher.
The unmasked be coming through on random words and it’s scary lol
That’s what it’s like talking to a less than self aware code switcher.
The unmasked be coming through on random words and it’s scary lol
Maybe they don’t, maybe they purposely trip babies 🤷♀️ you never know!
YOOOO YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE??
WHEN I COMPLIMENT SOMEBODY AND THEY ACT LIKE THEY DON’T DESERVE IT
WHAT THE FUCK
WHEN I COMPLIMENT SOMEBODY AND THEY ACT LIKE THEY DON’T DESERVE IT
WHAT THE FUCK
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Maybe they don’t, maybe they purposely trip babies 🤷♀️ you never know!
The cabbage was in fact consumed within two sittings…
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The cabbage was in fact consumed within two sittings…
And I’m a Prada girl if I ever chose lol I knew it
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
And I’m a Prada girl if I ever chose lol I knew it
Roflll when bullied by a man or two I have.. “as a man, why do you have to sit betwix the legs of another man just to look the way you want to”…before
actually why do (straight) guys go to other dudes for getting their hair cut?
i don't want what a fella thinks looks good, i want what a lady thinks look good.
(this is ignoring the social aspect of things, i acknowledge that is a real thing)
i don't want what a fella thinks looks good, i want what a lady thinks look good.
(this is ignoring the social aspect of things, i acknowledge that is a real thing)
If he cheats, sleep with his barber..
Ruin the infrastructure from within.
Follow me for more dating tips.
Ruin the infrastructure from within.
Follow me for more dating tips.
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Roflll when bullied by a man or two I have.. “as a man, why do you have to sit betwix the legs of another man just to look the way you want to”…before
A first born daughter that is an Aries. What’s love got to do with it?
December 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
A first born daughter that is an Aries. What’s love got to do with it?
I would like to go caroling
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I would like to go caroling
These rants make me LAUGH
i know your chipotle order
i smell good all the time
shared domestic responsibilities
should you desire to procreate average to above average genetic material
i will listen to you talk about anything... forever
i will learn your choreography
i smell good all the time
shared domestic responsibilities
should you desire to procreate average to above average genetic material
i will listen to you talk about anything... forever
i will learn your choreography
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
These rants make me LAUGH
Always sharing something that twists my brain!
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Always sharing something that twists my brain!
I met this guy making music and his mom loved me, she was single and had bought her dream home recently and was so happy. I brought flowers for her to pot in her yard and a congrats card one rehearsal. She was so inspiring to me. A doctor and a mother of two, w/a man she joyfully got away from. Gfyg
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I met this guy making music and his mom loved me, she was single and had bought her dream home recently and was so happy. I brought flowers for her to pot in her yard and a congrats card one rehearsal. She was so inspiring to me. A doctor and a mother of two, w/a man she joyfully got away from. Gfyg
It’s not bothering me as much this year and idk why!
Wake up in the morning… it’s dark
Get off work… it’s dark
Get off work… it’s dark
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It’s not bothering me as much this year and idk why!