Sam Deane
bornsleepy.com
Sam Deane
@bornsleepy.com
A microscopic cog in your catastrophic plan.

He/him.

I mostly post personal stuff here, and technical stuff over at @[email protected].
Sit rep: pinned down. Send reinforcements.
October 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Meanwhile back in England…
August 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Contemporary politics be like
August 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Back on the rock - hurrah.

Morven can barely contain her excitement.
August 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
In other news, I have discovered crack, in crisp form.
August 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sometimes I worry about the Guardian’s priorities…
August 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My office for this afternoon - Camden Arts Centre.

For my island friends: an arts centre is a bit like An Lanntair, but without the tedious endless diet of trad and country music. 🧌
August 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Oof.
August 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Hopeless breakfast experience at HS1 this morning. The coffee was bad, they got C’s order wrong, then the right thing, when it arrived, had a bit of scourer in it! Also: is this the stingiest portion of beans ever, or what?
August 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Isle of Lewis book club be like…
July 31, 2025 at 9:15 AM
So apparently I’m not allowed to read my Bluesky DMs until I prove that I’m a grumpy old sod 👴.

Can’t you just read my posts Bluesky? Surely it’s obvious!
July 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
June 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
To all my pals currently melting in London, Madrid, etc. we have a spare room…
June 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Quadrupel in a can.

What a time to be alive!
May 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Memories of Sketch team meet-ups back in the day…

Was it really 8 years ago 🤯
May 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
A very fine brew.
April 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Big bang in the kitchen …

Looks like a Buzzard (?) took a fancy to some Collared Dove for tea - and didn’t notice the kitchen window…

Luckily for us it didn’t smash it.

Not so lucky for the dove…
April 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My assistant is such slacker!
April 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
When a ⌚️ goes, it goes hard.

(Caroline’s, not mine, but still 😢
March 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
February 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
January 31, 2025 at 10:41 AM
We don't got it... we don't got it... oh wait, Steve's got it...
Many moons ago, we used to spend whole weekends trying to uproot Keith...
Happy days 🙂 #mountainriver #yangstyle #taichi
January 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Fairly mad. South east quadrant was empty until the last few goes, which made it even worse.
January 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM