Uqbar & Jeff
@borgmamel.bsky.social
but mafia doctor, i *am*... a certain friend of ours
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
but mafia doctor, i *am*... a certain friend of ours
"To Serve Man" was not supposed to be an instruction manual! 😠
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"To Serve Man" was not supposed to be an instruction manual! 😠
having the inmates run the asylum actually sounds pretty efficient
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
having the inmates run the asylum actually sounds pretty efficient
happy thanksgiving!
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
happy thanksgiving!
nuZZi, liZZa... folks this story is a snooze!
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
nuZZi, liZZa... folks this story is a snooze!
did you hear Ted Knight is advertising a new home A1C test? it's called Glucose For Comfort! you can't make this stuff up folks! ah, i'm being handed a paper... seems he died over 40 years ago. huh!
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
did you hear Ted Knight is advertising a new home A1C test? it's called Glucose For Comfort! you can't make this stuff up folks! ah, i'm being handed a paper... seems he died over 40 years ago. huh!
WotC to replace CHA with RIZ
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
WotC to replace CHA with RIZ
there are no small accounts, only small, shitty, worthless posters
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
there are no small accounts, only small, shitty, worthless posters
saw a guy paragliding yesterday
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
saw a guy paragliding yesterday
the movie Wicked is about Boston. it's by the Boondock Saints guy
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
the movie Wicked is about Boston. it's by the Boondock Saints guy
✨ reply guy to the stars ✨
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
✨ reply guy to the stars ✨
bristlemouths: only discovered in the 1930s, they are the most numerous vertebrate on the planet! there are QUADRILLIONS of them! and they're trans
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
bristlemouths: only discovered in the 1930s, they are the most numerous vertebrate on the planet! there are QUADRILLIONS of them! and they're trans
Frankeinstein? or steinly franken?
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Frankeinstein? or steinly franken?
our entire civilization is built on blowjobs
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
our entire civilization is built on blowjobs
there is a dearth of actually trained and qualified wallet inspectors, which is why the industry has such a bad reputation
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
there is a dearth of actually trained and qualified wallet inspectors, which is why the industry has such a bad reputation
shoot, coward! you're only killing one cool-ass man! 😎🚬
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
shoot, coward! you're only killing one cool-ass man! 😎🚬
attention tiktok or other video: "this could have been a tweet"
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
attention tiktok or other video: "this could have been a tweet"
We Have Always Lived With The Hassle
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
We Have Always Lived With The Hassle
MODEL IS COLLAPSED!
if you want it
if you want it
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
MODEL IS COLLAPSED!
if you want it
if you want it
new game show: "Money or No Money?"
well, Howie, i believe i'm going to have to go with "No Money" --NO, WAIT!!
well, Howie, i believe i'm going to have to go with "No Money" --NO, WAIT!!
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
new game show: "Money or No Money?"
well, Howie, i believe i'm going to have to go with "No Money" --NO, WAIT!!
well, Howie, i believe i'm going to have to go with "No Money" --NO, WAIT!!
baby shoes for sale "Nevermore"
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
baby shoes for sale "Nevermore"
big gripe with Alien: Earth: the eye monster is a cool design but how did it evolve to look exactly like a mammalian eyeball? it makes no sense they picked it up out in space
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
big gripe with Alien: Earth: the eye monster is a cool design but how did it evolve to look exactly like a mammalian eyeball? it makes no sense they picked it up out in space
bread andy serkises
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
bread andy serkises
unfortunate author name
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
unfortunate author name