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BoneChocolates
@bonechocolates.bsky.social
Autistic investigative journalist in training. I agree w/Buddhists who love our Christ but find Christians so un-Christ-like. I don't like seeing people lied to.
Ukulele group I run having a text love-fest.

We're invited to perform often & were on radio recently

Host's husband called it best show she ever had! I listened to audio & thought sound guy did stuff but she swore he didn't 🤷‍♀️

(We dress up for theme parties, get drunk & play music Wed nights💞🍾)
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Just "Winning Friends and Influencing People," like I am so wont to do.
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I’m SORRY I told a guy on Twitter who said most women lie about sexual assault that I hope he gets gang-raped in prison.

Sincerely, I’m sorry!

I hope he only gets raped by one dude.

(This is a joke btw. I don’t truly wish that on anyone but sometimes it’s SO tempting. I shouldn’t have said that.)
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Fucking Pearl. Always leaving me to clean up homicides alone *shaking my head*
October 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
People want to eradicate autistics (who have *always* existed)

Greta Thunberg is awesome 👏

Autistics are more honest, lower in greed, & care more about justice than other people.

(This is not my opinion btw. This is documented scientifically)

I wouldn’t change myself one iota.
September 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Those conjoined twin girls married this guy. I have so many questions and none of them are “appropriate.”
September 6, 2025 at 8:14 AM
See we’re having late dinner (Brazilians) and there’s the cat at head of table 😆
August 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
See this? Self-diagnosed fake autistic people give literal autistic people a terrible name you mother-fucking creepy frauds.
August 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
@actualnames.bsky.social in case you didn’t post it: Fucking, Austria.

People were coming from all over Europe to steal signs so village changed name to Fugging.

Mayor was quoted as saying: “What is this, some big Fucking joke? It is puerile. To us it is just Fucking and has always been Fucking.”
August 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My aunt and uncle are visiting and we always have to pull out an extra chair at the dinner table because their cat Tico insists on sitting with us every time we eat 😆
August 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I made collages of the most beautiful cats (un-enhanced & non AI photos) i could find so it’s not really fair to I say I did nothing today
August 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’m autistic and although I have made incredible advances in my social skills I still mess up sometimes.

Was I not abundantly clear that I actually do wanna hang out cuz he’s super cool but he DOES NOT HAVE “A SHOT”??

Because I’m irritated and confused now
July 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The Italian Riviera is pretty perfect too but my blanket tent? It was just *chef’s kiss*
July 4, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Rooftops in Portugal
June 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Some perfect bookstore in Portugal. I think I might not come back
June 22, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Portugal is so fucking cute and I love the “walking only” streets 💕💕💕💕
June 21, 2025 at 11:12 AM
June 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
My new family, clockwise from right to left:

1) Coco
2) Bella
3) Tiger
4) Max
5) Spawn
6) Entropy
7) David
8) Sharon
9) Yes
10) Harpsichord
11) Face Tattoo
12) Doggy
13) Super Freak
14) Socks
15) Demonic Entity
16) Sugartits
17) Allah
18) Mean/Bites
19)🌮
20) MySpace
May 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It Soothes Me to Structure Components That Reflect Light
April 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It is in me, honey. LOL, JK JK!
I’m no idiot savant. I’m just a straight-up garden variety idiot, baby. Come watch me get lost on the street I live on *winks at you with both eyes*
April 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The chandelier/sculpture with different suspension points currently in my office (the taxidermy love bird i commissioned in this exact pose with a crystal hanging from its beak is coming)
April 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Watching people “play” these horrible gambling machines at the divey-est dive bar (that part is awesome) to try and understand the appeal and to win this one you have to want it to say “KKK”
April 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Oh yeah, asshole? I’ve been on a ton of dates, and as for jobs? Well you wouldn’t believe how many I have been fired from!
April 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I honestly can’t wait till my mom sees the taxidermy birds in my office cuz I know her, she’s going to freak out and say “why are there fucking stuffed birds in your office?” and swear to God I’m say:

“That’s Jerry and he can hear you! Jerry is my boyfriend, mom. In California we’re MARRIED.”
April 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Lost Chandlery: Blood Sundeliers
“Without the dark there is no light”
April 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM