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🎶 I only have bhole eyes, for youuuuuuuuuuuu🎶
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Only @technursejon.bsky.social is capable of appreciating the fact that I've kept this card in a Lucite case for the last 30 years
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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this might be the worst football game I’ve ever watched and I watched 20 years of really bad Lions football
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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♫ Yakety Sax .mp3 ♫
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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The Epstein Files Transparency Act legally compels full disclosure by December 19 - that's 11 days from now. This must include all flight logs, client lists, and the critical surveillance footage from his properties.
1/2
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Lulz
JJ McCarthy passing today:

3 TDs
0 INTs
126.6 passer rating
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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when you're a size 8 but the 10 was on sale
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Welcome to Selection Sundae!
a bag of pop candy is sitting on a field
ALT: a bag of pop candy is sitting on a field
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Alabama had to play the extra game. ND gets to pussyfoot around not being in a conference way too damn much to get the benefit of the doubt
I keep coming back to this:

Notre Dame's two losses were by a combined four points. Their most recent loss was on September 14th.

Alabama lost by 21 yesterday.
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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ohio state trailed one time this season and couldn’t overcome it. the committee needs to take that into consideration.
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The only acceptable 6 7 reference in this house aside from Tunechi being played tbh
It’s getting ridiculous at this point.

🙂‍↔️
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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New 6 7 gif just dropped
December 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Another Messi family picture with a new trophy and medal 🤗
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Everything reminds me of her
This is U N B E L I E V A B L E. #Kilauea
December 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Miami should be ranked ahead of Notre Dame and Alabama after today
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Dave Portnoy
That’s a new dinner party conversation: Who is someone that you hate so much that, if given the time, energy, and crew, you’d produce a 4-part documentary on them?
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Bro, like, why the fuck are they all so damn ugly?
December 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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GOOD BOY
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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LFG
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Ronaldo never won an MLS Cup.
2025 MLS CUP CHAMPIONS
December 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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THE FINAL SECONDS BEFORE VICTORY!!!
🏆🦩⭐️
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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INTER CAMPEON, JUEPUTAS!
December 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Do it in the MLS Cup you piece of shit
Cristiano Ronaldo reiterated his belief that he is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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In this house we still call it Lockhart, but otherwise indeed.
What a scene at Chase stadium!
December 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM