Dennis
@bododenden.bsky.social
Chairman of the Bored
Massive LFC and 'gladbach supporter. Grew up in Clacton. Back in GER now.
Your local pro-nuclear Green.
Massive LFC and 'gladbach supporter. Grew up in Clacton. Back in GER now.
Your local pro-nuclear Green.
Mails der Geschäftsführung nachdem wir aus denen 50% mehr für den Abfindungstopf rausgewrungen haben als zuerst geplant be like:
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Mails der Geschäftsführung nachdem wir aus denen 50% mehr für den Abfindungstopf rausgewrungen haben als zuerst geplant be like:
Good evening, is it bedtime yet?
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Good evening, is it bedtime yet?
It would appear I have accidentally spent the weekend making oxtail jelly.
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It would appear I have accidentally spent the weekend making oxtail jelly.
Less than 500 but if you add the third cupboard AND the ones we don't have space for, we're probably getting close.
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Less than 500 but if you add the third cupboard AND the ones we don't have space for, we're probably getting close.
No-one knows what it's like
To be Betriebsrat
In Nuremberg
After Feierabend
To be Betriebsrat
In Nuremberg
After Feierabend
October 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
No-one knows what it's like
To be Betriebsrat
In Nuremberg
After Feierabend
To be Betriebsrat
In Nuremberg
After Feierabend
Pro-tip: Never do press conferences after you've just done some uppers:
October 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Pro-tip: Never do press conferences after you've just done some uppers:
How the cat thinks she looks after beating the shit out of my shirts hanging from the clothes rack.
October 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
How the cat thinks she looks after beating the shit out of my shirts hanging from the clothes rack.
He's gonna end up fighting all three of them before the weekend is over.
Possibly all at once.
Possibly all at once.
October 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
He's gonna end up fighting all three of them before the weekend is over.
Possibly all at once.
Possibly all at once.
"Meine Generation liest ja Bücher statt Konsole zu spielen" sagt die Dame neben mir. Ihr Buch:
September 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
"Meine Generation liest ja Bücher statt Konsole zu spielen" sagt die Dame neben mir. Ihr Buch:
I mean, just look at the fucking thing:
September 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I mean, just look at the fucking thing:
You know the match hasn't been particularly exciting when the scaredy cat decides to watch the footie with me.
August 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
You know the match hasn't been particularly exciting when the scaredy cat decides to watch the footie with me.
Don't they realise they're already following the LinkedIn master?
August 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Don't they realise they're already following the LinkedIn master?
Kind regards from our idiot, who went one step further:
August 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Kind regards from our idiot, who went one step further:
Sieht ja schon rebellisch aus mit diesem "Und was willst du jetz von mir, ACH EGAL, GE MA WECH HIAH!" Gesichtsausdruck.
August 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sieht ja schon rebellisch aus mit diesem "Und was willst du jetz von mir, ACH EGAL, GE MA WECH HIAH!" Gesichtsausdruck.
That reminds of something I wanted to send you earlier but forgot. Our first hotel on the UK honeymoon dated back to Tudor times, and our room had this cool/gross cutaway to what the interior of the wall looks like, and I was like "that looks like Lena's house."
August 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
That reminds of something I wanted to send you earlier but forgot. Our first hotel on the UK honeymoon dated back to Tudor times, and our room had this cool/gross cutaway to what the interior of the wall looks like, and I was like "that looks like Lena's house."
And unlike all of these dickheads, including the local MP, I actually did go to Clacton.
July 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
And unlike all of these dickheads, including the local MP, I actually did go to Clacton.
Not the impression I got touring the country last month, but if it all does kick off and the cops really are against him, can somebody please kick Mr Hannan in the balls from me and say "Dennis sends his regards"?
Much appreciated.
Much appreciated.
July 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Not the impression I got touring the country last month, but if it all does kick off and the cops really are against him, can somebody please kick Mr Hannan in the balls from me and say "Dennis sends his regards"?
Much appreciated.
Much appreciated.
All I'm saiyng is the lad looks like me in my uni days trying to leg it to the bog before I puke my guts out
July 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
All I'm saiyng is the lad looks like me in my uni days trying to leg it to the bog before I puke my guts out
And if it has to be my own picture:
July 27, 2025 at 9:20 AM
And if it has to be my own picture:
She's a little shithead, but also very clearly my little shithead.
July 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
She's a little shithead, but also very clearly my little shithead.
Reorganising the book shelves and came across this. A 'zine about the New York Dolls, by Morrissey (yes, that one).
July 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Reorganising the book shelves and came across this. A 'zine about the New York Dolls, by Morrissey (yes, that one).