Dennis
@bododenden.bsky.social
Chairman of the Bored
Massive LFC and 'gladbach supporter. Grew up in Clacton. Back in GER now.
Your local pro-nuclear Green.
Massive LFC and 'gladbach supporter. Grew up in Clacton. Back in GER now.
Your local pro-nuclear Green.
Replaying Stalker 2, and all I want is a DLC that lets me save Strider. He deserved better.
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Replaying Stalker 2, and all I want is a DLC that lets me save Strider. He deserved better.
On this Tuesday
Ulla sat at her desk in the evening, and wrote in her exercise book, in big letters:
IN TIMES OF WAR, ALL FATHERS HAVE TO FIGHT.
IN TIMES OF WAR, ALL FATHERS HAVE TO FIGHT.
She wrotes this ten times. In big letters. And spelt fight with a G.
Like Grave.
Ulla sat at her desk in the evening, and wrote in her exercise book, in big letters:
IN TIMES OF WAR, ALL FATHERS HAVE TO FIGHT.
IN TIMES OF WAR, ALL FATHERS HAVE TO FIGHT.
She wrotes this ten times. In big letters. And spelt fight with a G.
Like Grave.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
On this Tuesday
Ulla sat at her desk in the evening, and wrote in her exercise book, in big letters:
IN TIMES OF WAR, ALL FATHERS HAVE TO FIGHT.
IN TIMES OF WAR, ALL FATHERS HAVE TO FIGHT.
She wrotes this ten times. In big letters. And spelt fight with a G.
Like Grave.
Ulla sat at her desk in the evening, and wrote in her exercise book, in big letters:
IN TIMES OF WAR, ALL FATHERS HAVE TO FIGHT.
IN TIMES OF WAR, ALL FATHERS HAVE TO FIGHT.
She wrotes this ten times. In big letters. And spelt fight with a G.
Like Grave.
A hand rules pity as a hand rules heaven
Hands have no tears to flow
Hands have no tears to flow
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
A hand rules pity as a hand rules heaven
Hands have no tears to flow
Hands have no tears to flow
Can they never tell
What is dragging them back, and how it will end? Not at night?
Not when the strangers come? Never, throughout
The whole hideous, inverted childhood? Well,
We shall find out.
What is dragging them back, and how it will end? Not at night?
Not when the strangers come? Never, throughout
The whole hideous, inverted childhood? Well,
We shall find out.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Can they never tell
What is dragging them back, and how it will end? Not at night?
Not when the strangers come? Never, throughout
The whole hideous, inverted childhood? Well,
We shall find out.
What is dragging them back, and how it will end? Not at night?
Not when the strangers come? Never, throughout
The whole hideous, inverted childhood? Well,
We shall find out.
First birthday present gets bonus points for correctly predicting this weekend's winners.
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
First birthday present gets bonus points for correctly predicting this weekend's winners.
I'm not saying it's been tough watching us this season, but I'm translating Philip Larkin's "The Old Fools" into German while watching our matches at this point...
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm not saying it's been tough watching us this season, but I'm translating Philip Larkin's "The Old Fools" into German while watching our matches at this point...
On the plus side - and I'm biased because I enjoyed his time at 'gladbach more than the time before or after - I love having Daniel Farke in the Premier League. Just the kind of face that says "this guy has won 23,385 pub fights, and doesn't mind losing one occasionally".
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
On the plus side - and I'm biased because I enjoyed his time at 'gladbach more than the time before or after - I love having Daniel Farke in the Premier League. Just the kind of face that says "this guy has won 23,385 pub fights, and doesn't mind losing one occasionally".
Fuck's sake lads, let's not fuck it up. 'gladbach and Liverpool have won on the same matchday like once this season. Would be nice to make it twice.
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Fuck's sake lads, let's not fuck it up. 'gladbach and Liverpool have won on the same matchday like once this season. Would be nice to make it twice.
Don't really get the hate for Gakpo. He's not been looking worse than anybody else on the pitch and is, to date, our top PL scorer (joint with Salah) and assist provider.
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Don't really get the hate for Gakpo. He's not been looking worse than anybody else on the pitch and is, to date, our top PL scorer (joint with Salah) and assist provider.
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
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2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
December 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
You know what Sepp Blatter's problem was? Lack of ambition.
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You know what Sepp Blatter's problem was? Lack of ambition.
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UPDATE: CAT AWAKE IN FUNNY POSITION
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
UPDATE: CAT AWAKE IN FUNNY POSITION
The wife, showing me her brother doing a selfie with some guy: "Hey, does that guy look familiar to you?"
Me: "Yeah, that's your brother."
How long do you reckon I'll survive on the balcony? It's about 2 degrees centigrade but she still looks angry.
Me: "Yeah, that's your brother."
How long do you reckon I'll survive on the balcony? It's about 2 degrees centigrade but she still looks angry.
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The wife, showing me her brother doing a selfie with some guy: "Hey, does that guy look familiar to you?"
Me: "Yeah, that's your brother."
How long do you reckon I'll survive on the balcony? It's about 2 degrees centigrade but she still looks angry.
Me: "Yeah, that's your brother."
How long do you reckon I'll survive on the balcony? It's about 2 degrees centigrade but she still looks angry.
BREAKING NEWS: CAT TIRED IN FUNNY POSITION
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
BREAKING NEWS: CAT TIRED IN FUNNY POSITION
Mails der Geschäftsführung nachdem wir aus denen 50% mehr für den Abfindungstopf rausgewrungen haben als zuerst geplant be like:
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Mails der Geschäftsführung nachdem wir aus denen 50% mehr für den Abfindungstopf rausgewrungen haben als zuerst geplant be like:
You're kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You're kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
Good evening, is it bedtime yet?
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Good evening, is it bedtime yet?
It would appear I have accidentally spent the weekend making oxtail jelly.
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It would appear I have accidentally spent the weekend making oxtail jelly.
The best thing about Ireland winning is that somewhere out there, Viktor Orban is a raging, crying mess, leaving voicemails for Trump to make FIFA let Hungary play in the World Cup anyway.
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The best thing about Ireland winning is that somewhere out there, Viktor Orban is a raging, crying mess, leaving voicemails for Trump to make FIFA let Hungary play in the World Cup anyway.
36 packets of Walkers crisps I'd ordered from the UK have been intercepted by customs and sent back.
The NikNaks and Monster Munch made it through 18 months ago.
Blatant crisp discrimination by the Zoll.
The NikNaks and Monster Munch made it through 18 months ago.
Blatant crisp discrimination by the Zoll.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
36 packets of Walkers crisps I'd ordered from the UK have been intercepted by customs and sent back.
The NikNaks and Monster Munch made it through 18 months ago.
Blatant crisp discrimination by the Zoll.
The NikNaks and Monster Munch made it through 18 months ago.
Blatant crisp discrimination by the Zoll.
Giz a go. I can do that. I can agitate bond markets, me. Giz a go.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Giz a go. I can do that. I can agitate bond markets, me. Giz a go.
IN THE TOWN
WHERE I WAS BORN
LIVED A CAT
WHO FELL IN THE BATH
That's it. That's the skeet.
(If a testicle is severed cleanly by, say, a scalpel, or a cat claw, you can re-attach it, right?)
WHERE I WAS BORN
LIVED A CAT
WHO FELL IN THE BATH
That's it. That's the skeet.
(If a testicle is severed cleanly by, say, a scalpel, or a cat claw, you can re-attach it, right?)
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
IN THE TOWN
WHERE I WAS BORN
LIVED A CAT
WHO FELL IN THE BATH
That's it. That's the skeet.
(If a testicle is severed cleanly by, say, a scalpel, or a cat claw, you can re-attach it, right?)
WHERE I WAS BORN
LIVED A CAT
WHO FELL IN THE BATH
That's it. That's the skeet.
(If a testicle is severed cleanly by, say, a scalpel, or a cat claw, you can re-attach it, right?)
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get in losers we're Fitzgeraldposting
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
get in losers we're Fitzgeraldposting