Bob The Squid
@bobmage.bsky.social
We're obviously in the dystopian timeline caused by old Donald - I mean Biff - stealing the time machine. As soon as Marty fixes things WE WILL ALL GO BACK TO NORMAL.
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
We're obviously in the dystopian timeline caused by old Donald - I mean Biff - stealing the time machine. As soon as Marty fixes things WE WILL ALL GO BACK TO NORMAL.
Are you *sure* you're not a sailor?
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Are you *sure* you're not a sailor?
It that unretouched? He's looking even worse than usual.
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It that unretouched? He's looking even worse than usual.
I'm not seeing it on the site - is it already sold?
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'm not seeing it on the site - is it already sold?
I'd like to say that I am completely unqualified to be SecDef, and I would still do a much better job than Mr. Hesgeth. Lil' Pete isn't fit to shine Captain Kelly's boots.
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'd like to say that I am completely unqualified to be SecDef, and I would still do a much better job than Mr. Hesgeth. Lil' Pete isn't fit to shine Captain Kelly's boots.
Let's be clear: he's more than a soldier. He's a f#&@ing *sailor*!
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Let's be clear: he's more than a soldier. He's a f#&@ing *sailor*!
What we need are Weird Al songs about AI.
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
What we need are Weird Al songs about AI.
They have repelled every velociraptor attack!
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
They have repelled every velociraptor attack!
JD is trying to figure out if he can pull off using the 25th amendment without MAGA deleting him.
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
JD is trying to figure out if he can pull off using the 25th amendment without MAGA deleting him.
I think he has decided that since he must be a winner, he is retroactively on the side of anyone who wins.
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I think he has decided that since he must be a winner, he is retroactively on the side of anyone who wins.
I'll be shocked if we hear anything. Your family taught him that he can't allow anyone with integrity to listen in.
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I'll be shocked if we hear anything. Your family taught him that he can't allow anyone with integrity to listen in.
I was thinking more about whether she took huge shortcuts there too, but got away with it because her owner would sue the pants off anyone who complained.
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I was thinking more about whether she took huge shortcuts there too, but got away with it because her owner would sue the pants off anyone who complained.
And a helmet if you're near any Russian airfields
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
And a helmet if you're near any Russian airfields
Viewing this from outside the legal profession, it almost looks like a real estate lawyer might not always have a good handle on what it takes to be a US Attorney.
Did she get away with this sort of bullshit when she was in real estate? It that normal?
Did she get away with this sort of bullshit when she was in real estate? It that normal?
November 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Viewing this from outside the legal profession, it almost looks like a real estate lawyer might not always have a good handle on what it takes to be a US Attorney.
Did she get away with this sort of bullshit when she was in real estate? It that normal?
Did she get away with this sort of bullshit when she was in real estate? It that normal?
Next question: "when and how did you receive these orders, and from who?"
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Next question: "when and how did you receive these orders, and from who?"
We need to start with mandatory drug testing, any use of anabolic steroids should be an automatic disqualifier for public-facing service.
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
We need to start with mandatory drug testing, any use of anabolic steroids should be an automatic disqualifier for public-facing service.
My money is on Vance invoking the 25th based on ian imaginary health scare*, pardoning DJT, and then celebrating Don the Con's miraculous recovery as proof the "prayer works".
*not to say his health isn't bad, but they'll pretend he has something exotic, like "exposed to Ebola by illegals".
*not to say his health isn't bad, but they'll pretend he has something exotic, like "exposed to Ebola by illegals".
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My money is on Vance invoking the 25th based on ian imaginary health scare*, pardoning DJT, and then celebrating Don the Con's miraculous recovery as proof the "prayer works".
*not to say his health isn't bad, but they'll pretend he has something exotic, like "exposed to Ebola by illegals".
*not to say his health isn't bad, but they'll pretend he has something exotic, like "exposed to Ebola by illegals".
That doesn't eliminate the pardon authority.
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
That doesn't eliminate the pardon authority.
But it can prevent criminal charges after impeachment.
What I'd like to see is all Trump pardons being invalidated using the same argument his DoJ has tried to use: he doesn't know what he's doing, so wasn't capable of choosing to pardon someone.
What I'd like to see is all Trump pardons being invalidated using the same argument his DoJ has tried to use: he doesn't know what he's doing, so wasn't capable of choosing to pardon someone.
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
But it can prevent criminal charges after impeachment.
What I'd like to see is all Trump pardons being invalidated using the same argument his DoJ has tried to use: he doesn't know what he's doing, so wasn't capable of choosing to pardon someone.
What I'd like to see is all Trump pardons being invalidated using the same argument his DoJ has tried to use: he doesn't know what he's doing, so wasn't capable of choosing to pardon someone.
"Oh, you've been pardoned? So you can be required to testify, and a past pardon doesn't cover perjury. You might want to take a piss break, this is going to take a while."
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"Oh, you've been pardoned? So you can be required to testify, and a past pardon doesn't cover perjury. You might want to take a piss break, this is going to take a while."
FUBAR. Absolutely, completely, fucking FUBAR.
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
FUBAR. Absolutely, completely, fucking FUBAR.
"Under investigation" doesn't mean squat when you have A DoJ that acts as personal attorneys for POTUS.
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"Under investigation" doesn't mean squat when you have A DoJ that acts as personal attorneys for POTUS.
Camo that doesn't help you hide from your boss is a cruel joke.
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Camo that doesn't help you hide from your boss is a cruel joke.