bobby
@bobbylewis.bsky.social
national security adviser at popeyes louisiana kitchen | aka revrrlewis | he/him/🏳️🌈 |📍nyc
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Legal citizenship should be virtually effortless to obtain and near instantaneous to process, and should be paired with sweeping grants of asylum.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Legal citizenship should be virtually effortless to obtain and near instantaneous to process, and should be paired with sweeping grants of asylum.
i would actually like to own a wood chipper though. think of the stuff you could put in there
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
i would actually like to own a wood chipper though. think of the stuff you could put in there
bluesky is flopping. it’s friday morning and i haven’t seen a single dick yet
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
bluesky is flopping. it’s friday morning and i haven’t seen a single dick yet
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Mary Tonna Cocaine
www.findagrave.com/memorial/233...
www.findagrave.com/memorial/233...
Mary Tonna Cocaine (1927-2021) - Find a Grave...
Daughter of Veronica (Dima) and Theodore Tonna
www.findagrave.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Mary Tonna Cocaine
www.findagrave.com/memorial/233...
www.findagrave.com/memorial/233...
mention of “the jungle” reminds me again that upton sinclair intended that book to be a shocking expose of abusive labor conditions, but americans took it as a food safety warning instead
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
mention of “the jungle” reminds me again that upton sinclair intended that book to be a shocking expose of abusive labor conditions, but americans took it as a food safety warning instead
the civil war should have ended with the summary execution of every elected confederate official and all confederate military officers
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
the civil war should have ended with the summary execution of every elected confederate official and all confederate military officers
it’s always sunny in philadelphia, season 17 episode 5:
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
it’s always sunny in philadelphia, season 17 episode 5:
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I wrote about the painful, hopeful, often absurd process of picking out a brand new wardrobe -- after coming out as a brand new gender-- for @flaminghydra.com: flaminghydra.com/issue-442/?a...
Fit check
Tal Lavin’s wardrobe metamorphosis
flaminghydra.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I wrote about the painful, hopeful, often absurd process of picking out a brand new wardrobe -- after coming out as a brand new gender-- for @flaminghydra.com: flaminghydra.com/issue-442/?a...
there is much pain in the world but not in my glass of mango-carrot juice + gin
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
there is much pain in the world but not in my glass of mango-carrot juice + gin
when the late dennis farina played a detective on “law & order” he had a running gag where he would illegally obtain evidence by telling people “it’s ok, we’re authorized.” and now you can do the same thing but with data theft
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
when the late dennis farina played a detective on “law & order” he had a running gag where he would illegally obtain evidence by telling people “it’s ok, we’re authorized.” and now you can do the same thing but with data theft
when liza minnelli and frank sinatra sang of the city that doesn’t sleep, they meant everyone stays working at their desk until they die
if you cant go in to the office 3 days a week then you really can't complain when cities are hollowed out. cities are places where ppl work and network. getting rid of that makes cities useless
And it's usually something like "but that's not what the literal DNC does!" as if I don't know, as someone who has worked on Dem campaigns, sometimes in conjunction with the DNC what they do. So I'm going to be very specific here: this is the DNC being shitty: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
when liza minnelli and frank sinatra sang of the city that doesn’t sleep, they meant everyone stays working at their desk until they die
me in 2016: the federal government is being run by a bunch of pedophiles? get real.
me in 2025: get real. the federal government is being run by a bunch of pedophiles.
me in 2025: get real. the federal government is being run by a bunch of pedophiles.
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
me in 2016: the federal government is being run by a bunch of pedophiles? get real.
me in 2025: get real. the federal government is being run by a bunch of pedophiles.
me in 2025: get real. the federal government is being run by a bunch of pedophiles.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
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I just googled this man like 'ew who tf is this Tom Barrack guy' and the answer is the sitting, Donald Trump-appointed U.S. Ambassador to Turkey
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I just googled this man like 'ew who tf is this Tom Barrack guy' and the answer is the sitting, Donald Trump-appointed U.S. Ambassador to Turkey
had a moment of homemaker clownery this afternoon when i went to williams sonoma to check out a le creuset cassadou in person, but they have an exclusive le creuset pan that’s quite similar so of course they don’t have the cassadou. i am very relatable
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
had a moment of homemaker clownery this afternoon when i went to williams sonoma to check out a le creuset cassadou in person, but they have an exclusive le creuset pan that’s quite similar so of course they don’t have the cassadou. i am very relatable
roses are red
the fascists are villains
the fascists are villains
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
roses are red
the fascists are villains
the fascists are villains
ada forte, the gilded age, season 3 episode 6:
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
ada forte, the gilded age, season 3 episode 6:
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Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
quickly learning that holidays in new york city include the rats, who enjoy a feast day thanks to delayed trash collection
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
quickly learning that holidays in new york city include the rats, who enjoy a feast day thanks to delayed trash collection