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Bob Al-Greene
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On here now full-time
But I remember Trump driving his friend Elon’s car / His body tan and wet beside the hated Boer
May 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I would rather be beaten with a bundle of reeds than hear one more word about the Harry Potter HBO series
May 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
BREAKING: The Trump administration has farted
May 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The best thing about The Last of Us, and the thing I’m most grateful for, is it has cultivated a fan base somehow even worse than Star Wars
May 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Getting served memes made by the characters on Yellowstone
May 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Remember when we were all gonna go to work meetings in the Metaverse
May 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Finally, an AI assistant that can help me identify my own shadow
May 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My love and attachment for the Animorphs series cannot be overstated. And yet somehow I also managed to build an adult personality without going around labeling people as Yeerks and Hork-Bajir
Animorphs is 1. Way better written than Harry Potter and 2. K.A. Applegate is a great person with a trans kid.
The animorph books are RIGHT THERE if people need nostalgia.
May 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hey, this may be a controversial/unpopular take, but “X” is a dumb fucking name for a social network
March 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
“I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain” uhhh yeah dude so have I, but you don’t see me bragging about it
March 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The fact that the democrats could have done this any time in the past 15 years…. Man
March 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Is it possible that Trump wants to buy Greenland because of its utility as a fallout shelter in the film "Greenland" (2020)
March 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It's so funny that the reasons America is chronically unhealthy are painfully clear -- we eat like shit, we eat too much, and we have a car culture that minimizes any regular physical activity -- and yet the people with power have decided it's all because of the measles vaccine
March 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Wow an actually good speech
March 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
tenting my fingers so people understand I'm a brain genius
February 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
why does this look so uncanny -- like he's keyed in front of a green screen?
Elon Musk: "We will make mistakes. We won't be perfect ... so for example, with USAID, one of the things we accidentally canceled very briefly was ebola prevention."
February 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Gotta be a better way to phrase that
February 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
They're called Sun Chips because every bag is forged in the heart of a dying star
February 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Tried watching the Season 2 premiere of Yellowstone 1923 and was quickly reminded that the main theme of this show, and all of those shows, is cruelty, suffering, and sadism. Not fun or good!
February 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The new season of Reacher is perhaps the most “written by AI” content I have ever seen
February 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Apple slices with peanut butter: a "Dudes Rock" snack
February 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Reposted by Bob Al-Greene
I want a leader who runs the government like a business. Specifically like the worst family-owned business imaginable. A pet store where the tropical fish have all somehow contracted gonorrhea. A failing adult bookstore run by two feuding brothers who keep trying to blow up each others' cars.
February 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Bond plots for the Amazon era:
-Bond accompanies a team of divers to sabotage the NordStream pipeline
-Bond and his CIA handler Felix Leiter escort a shipment of landmines to Ukraine
-Bond goes undercover to topple an evil billionaire media mogul destabilizing the west, but finds him to be "cool"
February 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
12-episode "Blofeld" limited series coming 2026, starring Richard Madden as the titular villain under 40 lbs of prosthetic makeup
February 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Saying that one country started a war when they were actually invaded pre-emptively and it was only 3 years ago….. that’s some wild shit
February 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM