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if the algorithm puts me in the discover feed I will face pfrazee and march backward into hell
lmfao
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Homer brain: we should build housing in cities to lower rent

Expanding brain: we should build housing in cities to reduce carbon footprints

Galaxy brain: we should build housing in cities so we can tell reckless drivers "tough shit, move to NYC and take the subway" when we take away their cars
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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The entire purpose of Lolita as a novel is that it's linguistic sleight of hand to goad the reader into sympathizing with an evil monster. Lots of people fall for that trap, but I wouldn't expect the fucking Powell M. Cabot Professor of American Literature at Harvard University to be one of them.
Interesting email here from Elisa New, Harvard professor and wife to Larry Summers, to Epstein, reflecting on Lolita.

"...it's about a man whose life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl."
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
not sure downtown was entirely prepared for the storm
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"mobject"

"skin as part of brain?"

This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I have to say, as a Michigan fan it's been very validating that Michigan is holding out against the Big 10's private equity deal when Ohio State's reaction to it was "hot damn, private equity wants to buy my soul? Where do I sign?"
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
we've gotta break tech investors' class solidarity and get them to start ratting out each other's pedophilia and shit
one step closer to crank dealignment
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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I just remembered this from Glenn Kessler 3 months ago
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
middle earth if aragorn and legolas made out: [picture of middle earth]
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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valve: this is the steam machi-

the collective internet: gabecube
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
There's a huge sucking cognitohazard lurking on the edge of all of this, because the institutions of American civil society didn't surrender to Trump so easily because of their leaders' shared Epstein connection but if you think about it too much you can & probably *will* convince yourself they did
Every single time! Epstein will write:

"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"

and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:

"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'll give Boebert this, she's dumb enough that it actually does seem possible to me that she hadn't realized Trump was a pedophile til now
the key error was letting Boebert sit in those leather chairs they've got in the situation room- in theater seating there's no way she'll release her grip
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"surely MY decadent elites won't bring me to ruin" says hegemon whose decadent elites are currently bringing it to ruin
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
You don't gotta hand it to him, but also, you gotta hand it to him he got SO many people who theoretically know better to put absolutely fucking bonkers shit in writing for some reason
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
*staring directly into the camera* yeah why would he do that
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
man we need a way to say "the moral rot and depravity of this country's elite must be burned out of it with cleansing fire" that isn't wildly reactionary-coded
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Tired: She was just riffing on a Johnny Cash lyric and they should have caught that and let it slide.

Wired: Bluesky was right to suspend Sarah Kendzior for what she said.

Inspired: Everybody should block Sarah Kendzior for being a doomer cognitohazard and then none of this matters.
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
jesus fucking christ
Here's the full Summers email, btw.
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics?

Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
You can make a horsegirl business card now lol
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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trump is almost certainly not only a child rapist but a person in on the trafficking, and it’s bizarre that it isn’t framed that way and talked about in the press
i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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I have some fresh questions about how Wolff got almost 18 months of unrestricted access to both the Trump campaign and, later, the West Wing to write his book (that curiously doesn't mention this at all to my knowledge)
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Dec 2015: Epstein to Wolff: 'Trump knew, what should I do?'

Dec 2015: Wolff to Epstein 'blackmail him!'

Mid-2016: Wolff gets full access to the Trump campaign and then White House.

Hmmmm
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I think it's very cool how it is going to have literally 0 political ramifications that there's strong, publicly known evidence that the president raped a child. what a normal country.
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM