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Professor Habib
@blueskynuts.bsky.social
Tortured artist, failed saxophonist, aspiring storyteller (book under construction).

I’m also a massive homo. 🏳️‍🌈🦄🖤
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Hot single dads with chihuahuas calendar coming soon 😇
Home for the week with the little one as he recovers from the snip. He’s being extra smoochy despite the cone frustrating him. I can tell he’s not feeling great. A lot of sleeping is occurring.
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I Fingered A Dolphin It's 11:00AM
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Making some cursed tee shirt ideas:
You can tell I didn't use a robot, because my photoshopping onto the model is absolutely awful 😅
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Me, having to go back on linkedin to look for a job 🙃
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Doing my obligatory check in on the free range bird cloud. Hi 👋🏿
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
IYKYK 🤭
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Happy Halloween 🎃😈👻
Love, Carlos.
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Someone’s waiting patiently for their poached egg and small piece of toast. 💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾
October 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Spending the afternoon researching how to buy a small apartment in a foreign country where I won't have to deal with white aussie boomers as neighbours.

How's your friday ?
October 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Someone is six months old today 🖤🥹

And his very unwell dad also says hi 👋🏿
October 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
October 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Current mood
October 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Learning about the art of Ikebana composition this week.

Better than being consumed by brainrot content. 😎
October 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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rapture happened if you can read this you are gay
September 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Had a really good day, and Carlos enjoyed day care. So here’s a selfie for your viewing enjoyment.
September 24, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Happy #FCF aka Fried Chicken Friday 💅🏾😎
September 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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One Up The Bum, No Harm Done It's 12:00AM
September 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Sometimes I believe firmly in the dead internet theory, where it’s just a small bunch of us floating around cyber space interacting with bots.

I find myself engaging more with physical media, art, books and good old YouTube long form vids. I can’t trust anything I see on socials anymore. Am I mad?
September 5, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future.
September 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The cute Mexican boy in my bed won’t let me get up. He demands warmth.
August 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Went to the Arden metro station open day today. Nice piece of infrastructure. Looking forward to traveling on it in a few months.
August 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
*sigh* ok fine ill start another blender tutorial.

Maybe I’ll finish this one 😅
August 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Repeatedly exposing yourself to traumatic news that you can't do anything about isn't caring, it's self harm.
August 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Thursday 2005 throwback to me and my old nose 🤭
August 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Accidentally fingered a dolphin in Mexico during a dolphin encounter swim. I'm blind as fuck without glasses. We were told we could touch its belly button . Turns out I was touching its vagina. It wouldn't leave me alone so we had to get out the water and end the experience.
August 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM