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it’s cool that we’ve just accepted that a study that’s like, “Those surveyed said they have limited their sun exposure as they’ve learned more about UV danger,” will turn into a headline that says, “Sol people versus mole people? Millions shutting themselves inside in so-called ‘sun panic.’”
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
it’s cool that we’ve just accepted that a study that’s like, “Those surveyed said they have limited their sun exposure as they’ve learned more about UV danger,” will turn into a headline that says, “Sol people versus mole people? Millions shutting themselves inside in so-called ‘sun panic.’”
The horniest song (in the category of songs that aren't unambiguously about sex) is Depeche Mode's Stripped youtu.be/3j3VqJA3TdA?...
Stripped
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November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The horniest song (in the category of songs that aren't unambiguously about sex) is Depeche Mode's Stripped youtu.be/3j3VqJA3TdA?...
(craven engagement farming)
Okay so I just learned that white people don't dry their toothbrush off after brushing? 😭
Make it make sense
Okay so I just learned that white people don't dry their toothbrush off after brushing? 😭
Make it make sense
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
(craven engagement farming)
Okay so I just learned that white people don't dry their toothbrush off after brushing? 😭
Make it make sense
Okay so I just learned that white people don't dry their toothbrush off after brushing? 😭
Make it make sense
When I was a kid I asked my older brother what the worst swear word was, and he wouldn't tell me but he said it started with an n. Then the next week at school I heard a kid call another kid a nincompoop and was mortified.
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
When I was a kid I asked my older brother what the worst swear word was, and he wouldn't tell me but he said it started with an n. Then the next week at school I heard a kid call another kid a nincompoop and was mortified.
People who aren't libertines have no idea how taxing it is to be constantly consumed by one's own proclivities... Nevertheless.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
People who aren't libertines have no idea how taxing it is to be constantly consumed by one's own proclivities... Nevertheless.
There's a few benchmarks a person can pass that lets me know they're the same kind of white boy as me, and that we're likely to be friends.
• Knows what Homestar Runner is
• Can rap along to Party and Bullshit during a car ride
• Doesn't think that Mario Sunshine "sucks"
• Knows what Homestar Runner is
• Can rap along to Party and Bullshit during a car ride
• Doesn't think that Mario Sunshine "sucks"
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
There's a few benchmarks a person can pass that lets me know they're the same kind of white boy as me, and that we're likely to be friends.
• Knows what Homestar Runner is
• Can rap along to Party and Bullshit during a car ride
• Doesn't think that Mario Sunshine "sucks"
• Knows what Homestar Runner is
• Can rap along to Party and Bullshit during a car ride
• Doesn't think that Mario Sunshine "sucks"
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2 beach caricatures what come to life. Who parted this chick’s hair, a kindergartener?
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
2 beach caricatures what come to life. Who parted this chick’s hair, a kindergartener?
Some of the most controversial posts of all time on r/gemstones
Is anyone into diamonds?
I don't "get" jade
Which gems are gay?
Is anyone into diamonds?
I don't "get" jade
Which gems are gay?
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Some of the most controversial posts of all time on r/gemstones
Is anyone into diamonds?
I don't "get" jade
Which gems are gay?
Is anyone into diamonds?
I don't "get" jade
Which gems are gay?
One of the worst plays I've seen in my life across all sports
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
One of the worst plays I've seen in my life across all sports
I'm just a guy who says shit like "Ah, a fellow man of taste" after someone on reddit says that Alexandra D'Addario has "immaculate breasts" and, yeah, I also have a few points to make about your understanding of city politics. Is that important for some reason? I will always be happier than you.
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'm just a guy who says shit like "Ah, a fellow man of taste" after someone on reddit says that Alexandra D'Addario has "immaculate breasts" and, yeah, I also have a few points to make about your understanding of city politics. Is that important for some reason? I will always be happier than you.
Who told SOCIETY that that "push to start" cars are somehow cooler than sticking the key into the ignition. Now we have car keys that won't start if the watch battery inside died, just so that we can have the luxury of also potentially losing the keys in the console while you're driving.
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Who told SOCIETY that that "push to start" cars are somehow cooler than sticking the key into the ignition. Now we have car keys that won't start if the watch battery inside died, just so that we can have the luxury of also potentially losing the keys in the console while you're driving.
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Listen, 90% of the time, light attacks will get the job done. Nothing wrong with them at all. But the precise moment my foe is stunned or otherwise indisposed, you KNOW I’m calling up my old friend, the heavy attack
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Listen, 90% of the time, light attacks will get the job done. Nothing wrong with them at all. But the precise moment my foe is stunned or otherwise indisposed, you KNOW I’m calling up my old friend, the heavy attack
Really shocking how bad the memes on r/bitcoin are. You'd think that would be something they're good at since image macros make up the semantic language of their mind
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Really shocking how bad the memes on r/bitcoin are. You'd think that would be something they're good at since image macros make up the semantic language of their mind
I love when a post goes viral that uses a unique word like "ontological" or something and everyone on bluesky starts sneaking that word into their sentences, like the Sopranos underlings after they hear Tony use a word like 'unprincipled'.
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I love when a post goes viral that uses a unique word like "ontological" or something and everyone on bluesky starts sneaking that word into their sentences, like the Sopranos underlings after they hear Tony use a word like 'unprincipled'.
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She strolled inta the joint. Under her coat, a dress that’d make an atheist confess. She glided up ta me on those clouds she called legs, with a question on the red satin pillows she called lips. She raised a bushy hedge she called an eyebrow and widened the slimy things of goo she called eyes
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
She strolled inta the joint. Under her coat, a dress that’d make an atheist confess. She glided up ta me on those clouds she called legs, with a question on the red satin pillows she called lips. She raised a bushy hedge she called an eyebrow and widened the slimy things of goo she called eyes
YouTube titles are longer than they've ever been and there's basically no way to read the whole thing
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
YouTube titles are longer than they've ever been and there's basically no way to read the whole thing
Heard a video essayist pronounce maniacal as 'maniac-le'. Hey, at least he's reading.
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Heard a video essayist pronounce maniacal as 'maniac-le'. Hey, at least he's reading.
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"Oh that store bought kombucha isn't even real kombucha."
Okay well your online friend group isn't even real community, you ersatz bitch.
Okay well your online friend group isn't even real community, you ersatz bitch.
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"Oh that store bought kombucha isn't even real kombucha."
Okay well your online friend group isn't even real community, you ersatz bitch.
Okay well your online friend group isn't even real community, you ersatz bitch.
A few of the most controversial posts of all time on r/dolls
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
A few of the most controversial posts of all time on r/dolls
When I receive texts like these from the minor acquaintances in my life, I feel like the Architect in Matrix Reloaded. You are fulfilling what I have already prescribed for you, I just allow it to happen with good grace and a smile.
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
When I receive texts like these from the minor acquaintances in my life, I feel like the Architect in Matrix Reloaded. You are fulfilling what I have already prescribed for you, I just allow it to happen with good grace and a smile.
If I was a Democrat lawmaker I would end every speech, public address, or even conversation with "And furthermore Donald Trump is a pedophile."
But I understand that they probably don't wanna be ostracized from the yearly, bipartisan march madness bracket.
But I understand that they probably don't wanna be ostracized from the yearly, bipartisan march madness bracket.
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If I was a Democrat lawmaker I would end every speech, public address, or even conversation with "And furthermore Donald Trump is a pedophile."
But I understand that they probably don't wanna be ostracized from the yearly, bipartisan march madness bracket.
But I understand that they probably don't wanna be ostracized from the yearly, bipartisan march madness bracket.
No offense but maybe the worst group of people you could have asked
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
No offense but maybe the worst group of people you could have asked
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Just saw an ad telling us to oppose a tax on sports gambling that closed with "What's next, a tax on the air we breathe???"
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Just saw an ad telling us to oppose a tax on sports gambling that closed with "What's next, a tax on the air we breathe???"