Blotter Water
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for every pronoun you leave out of email signatures, we will make the DOW JONES go down another point. this is a hostage situation
March 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
for every pronoun you leave out of email signatures, we will make the DOW JONES go down another point. this is a hostage situation
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Big Star: they were pretty good
March 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Big Star: they were pretty good
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I feel like such a doofus working on my taxes like we’re making it to april
February 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I feel like such a doofus working on my taxes like we’re making it to april
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It's weird that you can declare war on Harriet Tubman in Civ7, tbh
February 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It's weird that you can declare war on Harriet Tubman in Civ7, tbh
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quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
February 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
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in addition to being a contemptible liar and hollow opportunist, jd vance is also just pathetic. only a guy who has fried his brain on social media would even think to say something like this
"...if American democracy can survive 10 years of Greta Thunberg scolding you guys can survive a few months of Elon Musk," VP Vance tells the Munich Security Group.
February 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
in addition to being a contemptible liar and hollow opportunist, jd vance is also just pathetic. only a guy who has fried his brain on social media would even think to say something like this
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god this guy is an idiot. like, a stone cold idiot who sincerely believes that war fighting and preparedness is about having the biggest dick
Hegseth at NATO summit: "We can talk all we want about values. Values are important. But you can't shoot values."
February 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
god this guy is an idiot. like, a stone cold idiot who sincerely believes that war fighting and preparedness is about having the biggest dick
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i can easily shoot values
Hegseth at NATO summit: "We can talk all we want about values. Values are important. But you can't shoot values."
February 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
i can easily shoot values
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Put tariffs on the podcast mics. Enough.
February 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Put tariffs on the podcast mics. Enough.
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Jon Stewart asks why Democratic leaders think they need better messaging rather than better policies. House Leader Hakeem Jeffries replies their solution is "making the American people feel that we understand the pain that they've been in" — the exact thing Stewart was criticizing!
February 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Jon Stewart asks why Democratic leaders think they need better messaging rather than better policies. House Leader Hakeem Jeffries replies their solution is "making the American people feel that we understand the pain that they've been in" — the exact thing Stewart was criticizing!
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the modern right only cares about a politics of bullying targets they deem unworthy of respect
February 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
the modern right only cares about a politics of bullying targets they deem unworthy of respect
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It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
February 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
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it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit
Incredible: Russ Vought’s daughter has cystic fibrosis and benefits from a “miracle drug” made possible by the National Institutes of Health—an agency Vought now aims to gut as part of the Project 2025 attack www.motherjones.com/politics/202... Scoop from @motherjones.com’s @metrauxjulia.bsky.social
Project 2025 is gutting medical funding that helped Russell Vought's own kid
Its architect's daughter has cystic fibrosis—and benefits from a "miracle drug" backed by an agency he's attacking.
www.motherjones.com
February 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit
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I can only imagine the depths that a Tim Robinson character will descend to when given the length of a feature film in which to spiral out of control.
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February 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I can only imagine the depths that a Tim Robinson character will descend to when given the length of a feature film in which to spiral out of control.
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this attitude — paperwork is for sissies, real wars are won by Big Strong Men — is traditionally a harbinger of ruinous for defeat for everyone who holds it
Bureaucracy, famously not important in war
February 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
this attitude — paperwork is for sissies, real wars are won by Big Strong Men — is traditionally a harbinger of ruinous for defeat for everyone who holds it
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he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined
February 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined
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New York Times reporter desperately shoving people over: I think the main point was pants
Could the lasting impact of Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime show be the return of bell bottoms? A varsity jacket referenced his own career, and a chain inspired some questions. But the cut of his jeans was the biggest surprise of the night, writes our fashion reporter. nyti.ms/4k5sBkX
February 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
New York Times reporter desperately shoving people over: I think the main point was pants
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that’s right.
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
that’s right.
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Nothing but respect for MY president
February 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Nothing but respect for MY president
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Honestly for a bunch of nerds there’s been some solid sports posting on Bluesky, we’re doing it folks
February 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Honestly for a bunch of nerds there’s been some solid sports posting on Bluesky, we’re doing it folks