Bloor Gator
@bloorgator.bsky.social
Father, lawyer, Gator, and lover of college football.
Perhaps I am an even bigger nerd than I thought?
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Perhaps I am an even bigger nerd than I thought?
Admittedly, I didn’t see us losing to usf, but this whole egg laying ain’t a surprise. I got receipts
September 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Admittedly, I didn’t see us losing to usf, but this whole egg laying ain’t a surprise. I got receipts
The kids and I have concluded Santa ascends the chimney by sitting down and ripping a mega fart. Exhibit A:
December 25, 2024 at 1:58 AM
The kids and I have concluded Santa ascends the chimney by sitting down and ripping a mega fart. Exhibit A:
This was a gift from me Mom’s trip to Iceland. Based on the package, what are you supposed to do with this salt?
September 1, 2024 at 10:50 PM
This was a gift from me Mom’s trip to Iceland. Based on the package, what are you supposed to do with this salt?
Sweet Lord, TCU. It’s the first drive of the season
August 31, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Sweet Lord, TCU. It’s the first drive of the season
Here it is with alt text
August 30, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Here it is with alt text
I can only read this in @jasonkirk.fyi’s Mac Brown voice
August 30, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I can only read this in @jasonkirk.fyi’s Mac Brown voice
Come on, @theathletic.bsky.social you’re better than this
August 25, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Come on, @theathletic.bsky.social you’re better than this
It’s a word, dammit!
(And this is from a week ago. Not spoiling guesses for anyone)
(And this is from a week ago. Not spoiling guesses for anyone)
January 4, 2024 at 8:11 PM
It’s a word, dammit!
(And this is from a week ago. Not spoiling guesses for anyone)
(And this is from a week ago. Not spoiling guesses for anyone)
Who you calling basic, Amazon?
December 28, 2023 at 4:38 PM
Who you calling basic, Amazon?
What do you get your mother for Christmas?
December 21, 2023 at 2:20 AM
What do you get your mother for Christmas?
I can’t tell if he’s really this stupid or this was the laziest set-up by the CIA
October 7, 2023 at 12:21 AM
I can’t tell if he’s really this stupid or this was the laziest set-up by the CIA
Spectrum having espn at 7pm and then mysteriously having a fee dispute with Disney at 8pm seems like, what’s the word, complete horseshit.
September 1, 2023 at 12:20 AM
Spectrum having espn at 7pm and then mysteriously having a fee dispute with Disney at 8pm seems like, what’s the word, complete horseshit.