sage 🌻
@blitzcranks.bsky.social
✨ 28 | they/them | uk | jayvik era ⚙️🦋
✨ nsfw | minors: no thank you | freaks & weirdos: yes please
✨ the horrors persist but so do i (and so will you)
✨ https://blitzcranks.straw.page/
✨ ao3: SatsumaSegments 🍊
✨ nsfw | minors: no thank you | freaks & weirdos: yes please
✨ the horrors persist but so do i (and so will you)
✨ https://blitzcranks.straw.page/
✨ ao3: SatsumaSegments 🍊
exclusive preview of what it’ll be like when i trap him in a snowglobe and put him on the windowsill forever
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
exclusive preview of what it’ll be like when i trap him in a snowglobe and put him on the windowsill forever
dick on the loose. local residents advised to keep windows closed and stay vigilant
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
dick on the loose. local residents advised to keep windows closed and stay vigilant