Blarghalt
@blarghalt.bsky.social
Good government is tyrannical rule by a giant evil floating head
Hello! Welcome! Don't mind that thing in the corner that's just the Corner Demon don't bother it it won't bother you
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Hello! Welcome! Don't mind that thing in the corner that's just the Corner Demon don't bother it it won't bother you
i love making KHivers angry and telling them they're like failed, dumber clones of Marcus Garvey
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i love making KHivers angry and telling them they're like failed, dumber clones of Marcus Garvey
I'm glad Zohran won but some of his past social media posts are still cause for concern
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I'm glad Zohran won but some of his past social media posts are still cause for concern
What's often looked over about Nazi Germany is that its actual pop culture was not Teutonic Knightly Brotherhood, that was just the SS guys who were mostly seen as weirdos, it was actually a mix of diabetic sentimentality and Hallmark Channel Patriotism best described as 'saccharine'. pic unrelated
October 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What's often looked over about Nazi Germany is that its actual pop culture was not Teutonic Knightly Brotherhood, that was just the SS guys who were mostly seen as weirdos, it was actually a mix of diabetic sentimentality and Hallmark Channel Patriotism best described as 'saccharine'. pic unrelated
[After Way of the Water]
"Hey Quaritch, how did the hunt for Jake Sully go?"
"..."
"Did you lose a pitched battle against a stone age tribe and get all your men killed again?"
"I lost a pitched battle against a stone age tribe and got all my men killed again. 😭"
"God fucking damnit Miles."
"Hey Quaritch, how did the hunt for Jake Sully go?"
"..."
"Did you lose a pitched battle against a stone age tribe and get all your men killed again?"
"I lost a pitched battle against a stone age tribe and got all my men killed again. 😭"
"God fucking damnit Miles."
October 9, 2025 at 8:05 AM
[After Way of the Water]
"Hey Quaritch, how did the hunt for Jake Sully go?"
"..."
"Did you lose a pitched battle against a stone age tribe and get all your men killed again?"
"I lost a pitched battle against a stone age tribe and got all my men killed again. 😭"
"God fucking damnit Miles."
"Hey Quaritch, how did the hunt for Jake Sully go?"
"..."
"Did you lose a pitched battle against a stone age tribe and get all your men killed again?"
"I lost a pitched battle against a stone age tribe and got all my men killed again. 😭"
"God fucking damnit Miles."
this should be posted in reply to anytime someone uses AI art or asks a chatbot a question
October 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
this should be posted in reply to anytime someone uses AI art or asks a chatbot a question
it's very funny how much the english/scottish rivalry is played up in history when every single actual battle between the two went down like this
October 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
it's very funny how much the english/scottish rivalry is played up in history when every single actual battle between the two went down like this
suddenly got inspired
September 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
suddenly got inspired
Right-wingers: charlie kirk is in heaven now...a new angel...with new wings... 🥺
Charlie Kirk right now:
Charlie Kirk right now:
September 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Right-wingers: charlie kirk is in heaven now...a new angel...with new wings... 🥺
Charlie Kirk right now:
Charlie Kirk right now:
the difference between george wallace jr and people who talk like this can be measured in angstroms.
you can kill the man but not the idea, if that man is strom thurmond apparently
you can kill the man but not the idea, if that man is strom thurmond apparently
September 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
the difference between george wallace jr and people who talk like this can be measured in angstroms.
you can kill the man but not the idea, if that man is strom thurmond apparently
you can kill the man but not the idea, if that man is strom thurmond apparently
I just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. I just — you’re telling me now for the first time. I led an amazing life. What else can you say? I was an amazing woman. Whether you agree or not, I was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I’m actually saddened to hear that. I am saddened to hear that.
August 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. I just — you’re telling me now for the first time. I led an amazing life. What else can you say? I was an amazing woman. Whether you agree or not, I was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I’m actually saddened to hear that. I am saddened to hear that.
Hologram of a very, very drunk Dr. Wily projecting from Zero's head crystal: hey zero did i ever tell yuo about tht time i went back in time and kidnaped megaman and reprogramed him to evil
Zero: W...what?
Dr. Wily: named him quint. gave him a pogostick
Zero: ...
Dr. Wily: painted him green
Zero: W...what?
Dr. Wily: named him quint. gave him a pogostick
Zero: ...
Dr. Wily: painted him green
June 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hologram of a very, very drunk Dr. Wily projecting from Zero's head crystal: hey zero did i ever tell yuo about tht time i went back in time and kidnaped megaman and reprogramed him to evil
Zero: W...what?
Dr. Wily: named him quint. gave him a pogostick
Zero: ...
Dr. Wily: painted him green
Zero: W...what?
Dr. Wily: named him quint. gave him a pogostick
Zero: ...
Dr. Wily: painted him green
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
June 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD