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Kentucky football boosters could also donate their money to academics instead of lighting it on fire. But I see that doesn’t Matter to you, since You think Random words should be Capitalized.
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Kentucky football boosters could also donate their money to academics instead of lighting it on fire. But I see that doesn’t Matter to you, since You think Random words should be Capitalized.
It’s entirely possible I’m remembering it wrong and we were all standing around laughing at the AJC. That actually sounds more likely.
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It’s entirely possible I’m remembering it wrong and we were all standing around laughing at the AJC. That actually sounds more likely.
It must have been before your time then. Many mushroom jokes were made.
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It must have been before your time then. Many mushroom jokes were made.
I don’t remember who took it. All I remember is that nobody realized until after it ran that he, uh, wasn’t wearing a jock strap, and the result wasn‘t flattering.
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I don’t remember who took it. All I remember is that nobody realized until after it ran that he, uh, wasn’t wearing a jock strap, and the result wasn‘t flattering.
Just something about Lane and tarmacs
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Just something about Lane and tarmacs
Are you going to DFA any more relievers? Because we could use some bullpen help.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Are you going to DFA any more relievers? Because we could use some bullpen help.
My No. 1 comedy is the Phillies‘ outfield.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
My No. 1 comedy is the Phillies‘ outfield.
She wouldn’t last five seconds as a beat reporter.
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
She wouldn’t last five seconds as a beat reporter.
Cambridge Analytica wasn’t doing the job anymore. That’s why Trump had to outsource his fake news to India.
By Fareed Zakaria
By Fareed Zakaria
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Cambridge Analytica wasn’t doing the job anymore. That’s why Trump had to outsource his fake news to India.
By Fareed Zakaria
By Fareed Zakaria
Wait until somebody reminds him of eschatology, then we’re in big trouble.
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Wait until somebody reminds him of eschatology, then we’re in big trouble.
He’s mixing up existentialism with epistemology. Which is about what I’d expect from a guy who spent his time at Harvard snorting heroin and then had a brain worm.
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
He’s mixing up existentialism with epistemology. Which is about what I’d expect from a guy who spent his time at Harvard snorting heroin and then had a brain worm.
At the end of the movie the girl actually winds up with James Cook.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
At the end of the movie the girl actually winds up with James Cook.
Lizza still cherished Nuzzi after finding out she was suddenly seeking Sanford, but when RFK Jr. got into her groove, he finally realized she wasn’t true blue. Luckily, after he lived to tell, his Substack metrics saw a ray of light.
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Lizza still cherished Nuzzi after finding out she was suddenly seeking Sanford, but when RFK Jr. got into her groove, he finally realized she wasn’t true blue. Luckily, after he lived to tell, his Substack metrics saw a ray of light.
Forget it Jake, it’s Alabama
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Forget it Jake, it’s Alabama
I feel like he was listening to Sister Christian when he wrote this.
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I feel like he was listening to Sister Christian when he wrote this.
Tiffany. Did the developer really say that? He claimed he was misquoted.
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Tiffany. Did the developer really say that? He claimed he was misquoted.