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Fix your hearts or die.
If I'm mean to you it's either because you're an asshole or an idiot.
If I'm mean to you it's either because you're an asshole or an idiot.
I don't think dipshit pundits should go on the internet and misrepresent reality.
December 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I don't think dipshit pundits should go on the internet and misrepresent reality.
It's disappointing that you're such a dumbass that you're doubling down on being a dumbass.
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It's disappointing that you're such a dumbass that you're doubling down on being a dumbass.
It's an unpopular opinion because it's dumb.
December 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It's an unpopular opinion because it's dumb.
No, it really doesn't
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
No, it really doesn't
Call of Duty doesn't count, turbo virgin.
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Call of Duty doesn't count, turbo virgin.
You probably shouldn't go around calling other people dumbass when you are utterly ignorant of the basic facts.
www.npr.org/2025/06/26/n...
www.npr.org/2025/06/26/n...
Trump still would have won in 2024 even if everyone had turned out to vote, Pew finds
In 2024, 64% of the eligible-voting population turned out, the second highest in 120 years. New data show that even if all those voters who stayed home had voted, Trump would still be president today.
www.npr.org
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
You probably shouldn't go around calling other people dumbass when you are utterly ignorant of the basic facts.
www.npr.org/2025/06/26/n...
www.npr.org/2025/06/26/n...
Shut up racist trash.
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Shut up racist trash.
Everyone can see that you were alluding to a racial slur you racist trash person.
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Everyone can see that you were alluding to a racial slur you racist trash person.
Tim Sweeney should probably worry more about his own failing marketplace.
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Tim Sweeney should probably worry more about his own failing marketplace.
That's the definition of blowback.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
That's the definition of blowback.
You're allowed to buy more than one house.
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
You're allowed to buy more than one house.
They could run for president.
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
They could run for president.
Check out this guy who doesn't know the Muppets are real.
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Check out this guy who doesn't know the Muppets are real.
A Malkavian fucked a Nosferatu.
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
A Malkavian fucked a Nosferatu.
We should make like his mom and sell him for drugs.
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
We should make like his mom and sell him for drugs.
What is this middle-aged virgin talking about?
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
What is this middle-aged virgin talking about?
That is the roughest looking turkey I have ever seen.
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
That is the roughest looking turkey I have ever seen.
Would it have been ok if they used a drone instead?
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Would it have been ok if they used a drone instead?