Aaaaaa thank you!! @anatomoth.bsky.social look our dodo son found a home 😭

I was reading somewhere that psychopaths will generally be polite and courteous so you like them as much as possible. Well can you please put me on a train carriage full of psychopaths then

I have a sale on most of my stuff too but whatever

I have a sale on most of my stuff too but whatever

They’re not allowed cake - not because it’s unhealthy because I value my life and I think if they knew it existed they’d sell me on the black market for a Swiss Roll

I was gonna say ‘they eat an enormous amount of carrots’ but they hate carrots

My surgeon wrote a book on Botox and it was very full of big words and every time I was like ‘Babs do you remember what acetylcholine is’ she would look at me like she was about to cry because she knew I had a cracker in my inside pocket and I wasn’t getting it yet

Amelia passed because she’d had enough of me making her sit through whole sentences of books before I took the snacks out my pocket

Apologies for giving you fleas 😌

Aaaa thank you for getting so much! I hope you like them 🥺

There will always be bird pics from me, no matter the app, no matter the bird 😭😭😭

SHE’S SO FLUFFBALL

;-; look at hor ;-;

Sorry if we’ve ever shared a hotel room and I’ve just gone 🥺🥺🥺 ‘look at her’ and shown you a random picture of Babs standing there doing nothing