Never been to Minneapolis or Glasgow
I once ordered 2 hot dogs in Paris
Former mower of Conway Twitty's lawn
Followed by @goldstar571.bsky.social
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
In a town where to share a sworn secret was a solemn duty
I had brass knuckles and a bolo knife
Over near the bandstand with John Finn's wife
She got perfumed breasts and raven hair
Sprinkled with wedding confettis"🎶
In a town where to share a sworn secret was a solemn duty
I had brass knuckles and a bolo knife
Over near the bandstand with John Finn's wife
She got perfumed breasts and raven hair
Sprinkled with wedding confettis"🎶
Want green ink? It could do that.
Red ink? No problem.
Purple? Of course.
What about orange? Whatever, kid.
So much cooler than an iPhone.
Want green ink? It could do that.
Red ink? No problem.
Purple? Of course.
What about orange? Whatever, kid.
So much cooler than an iPhone.
Goober: "I have always wanted to serve my country and be allowed to put my hands in my pockets."
Air Force Recruiter: "A noble goal. Anything else?"
Goober: "Well..."
Air Force Recruiter: "Please just wait there a minute."
Goober: "I have always wanted to serve my country and be allowed to put my hands in my pockets."
Air Force Recruiter: "A noble goal. Anything else?"
Goober: "Well..."
Air Force Recruiter: "Please just wait there a minute."