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cronus pearlman
@bizzo.bsky.social
You knew me as shoegays, bizmarkiedesade, sleepgolem, raingolem, etc.

I like heavy metal, sumo, RPGs, pro wrestling, and communism.

http://noencores.neocities.org
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Also, kill me
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Okay you can see the YouTube recap without the app if you just load the desktop site
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
You can see Turbo Floyd's glucose monitor here. He's a type 1 diabetic, as is Kyle O'Reilly. 🤼
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This showed up in my news because it was in Denver, but since all the places reporting it are shitty right wing British tabloids running the same story verbatim, I assume it's the Denver in Norfolk.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The lemonade that gives you diarrhea
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
is this a good indicator
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
the mork borg video game is of course outlandishly stylish but kind of miserable to play (not only in the intended way I think)
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
retiring to the study with brandy and cigars-ass dog
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 AM
you ever search a joke idea on here, begging god that somebody else has freed you from the terrible responsibility of speaking it into being
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 AM
"Have you stopped beating your wife?"
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
It's true. Scientists found that had they languished in obscurity, many great musicians and actors would have died at 31 instead.
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 AM
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
eventually brotato ends up being unable to kill you and your only enemies are your computer and boredom
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
my orbs are instant

my orbs are powerful
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Great system you got here, Walmart.
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
did he just like... contrapositive cogito ergo sum his ass
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
🤼
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
thank you microsoft

this is way better than when it used to tell me confusing numerical data
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 AM