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It’s unbelievable that “Come On! Let’s Boogie to the Elf Dance” is on the same album as “Sister Winter” the same as “Puts the Lights On the Tree” the same as “Star of Wonder”
You almost flew too close to the sun on this one, Sufjan, my sweet man.
You almost flew too close to the sun on this one, Sufjan, my sweet man.
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It’s unbelievable that “Come On! Let’s Boogie to the Elf Dance” is on the same album as “Sister Winter” the same as “Puts the Lights On the Tree” the same as “Star of Wonder”
You almost flew too close to the sun on this one, Sufjan, my sweet man.
You almost flew too close to the sun on this one, Sufjan, my sweet man.
I’m gonna tell my kids that this was Leito Atreides 2
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I’m gonna tell my kids that this was Leito Atreides 2
I went back to twitter to find it , from 11/3/21, 4 years ago, wild.
If I made it today I’d reference the last episode of the muppet sitcom Dinosaurs in 1994 as the first data point
If I made it today I’d reference the last episode of the muppet sitcom Dinosaurs in 1994 as the first data point
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I went back to twitter to find it , from 11/3/21, 4 years ago, wild.
If I made it today I’d reference the last episode of the muppet sitcom Dinosaurs in 1994 as the first data point
If I made it today I’d reference the last episode of the muppet sitcom Dinosaurs in 1994 as the first data point
The Arkansas Black really is an excellent baking apple 🍎
Oat crust
Apple caramel jam
Almond and chestnut 🌰 frangipane
Arkansas Black Apple 🍎
Oat crust
Apple caramel jam
Almond and chestnut 🌰 frangipane
Arkansas Black Apple 🍎
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The Arkansas Black really is an excellent baking apple 🍎
Oat crust
Apple caramel jam
Almond and chestnut 🌰 frangipane
Arkansas Black Apple 🍎
Oat crust
Apple caramel jam
Almond and chestnut 🌰 frangipane
Arkansas Black Apple 🍎
Sending a bunch of bean orders tomorrow!
If you haven’t ordered yet you’re probably too late for thanksgiving parties but!
Basically everything in the sweet bean box and box 5 are ideal for holiday parties!
Even the miso soup 🥣 will be useful the day after when you’re pickled and can’t think
If you haven’t ordered yet you’re probably too late for thanksgiving parties but!
Basically everything in the sweet bean box and box 5 are ideal for holiday parties!
Even the miso soup 🥣 will be useful the day after when you’re pickled and can’t think
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Sending a bunch of bean orders tomorrow!
If you haven’t ordered yet you’re probably too late for thanksgiving parties but!
Basically everything in the sweet bean box and box 5 are ideal for holiday parties!
Even the miso soup 🥣 will be useful the day after when you’re pickled and can’t think
If you haven’t ordered yet you’re probably too late for thanksgiving parties but!
Basically everything in the sweet bean box and box 5 are ideal for holiday parties!
Even the miso soup 🥣 will be useful the day after when you’re pickled and can’t think
Wow
You know how yew trees are often found in old churches and their graveyards in the UK?
Just learned: THE TREES PREDATE THE CHURCHES! They put the churches and graveyards there BECAUSE the yew tree 🌲 was already there!
You know how yew trees are often found in old churches and their graveyards in the UK?
Just learned: THE TREES PREDATE THE CHURCHES! They put the churches and graveyards there BECAUSE the yew tree 🌲 was already there!
November 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Wow
You know how yew trees are often found in old churches and their graveyards in the UK?
Just learned: THE TREES PREDATE THE CHURCHES! They put the churches and graveyards there BECAUSE the yew tree 🌲 was already there!
You know how yew trees are often found in old churches and their graveyards in the UK?
Just learned: THE TREES PREDATE THE CHURCHES! They put the churches and graveyards there BECAUSE the yew tree 🌲 was already there!
The training orchard I volunteer at loaded me up, a lot more than what’s in the picture , I only got 1 this year from my baby tree but otherwise locally seems to be a good year.
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The training orchard I volunteer at loaded me up, a lot more than what’s in the picture , I only got 1 this year from my baby tree but otherwise locally seems to be a good year.
Noooooooo! Not E O Wilson! But the ants 🐜!
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Noooooooo! Not E O Wilson! But the ants 🐜!
Reminds me of the scene in White Christmas where they sing about snow but also take a train from MIAMI!? To VERMONT!? In 1 NIGHT
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Reminds me of the scene in White Christmas where they sing about snow but also take a train from MIAMI!? To VERMONT!? In 1 NIGHT
How does something so ugly smell so amazing ??
November 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
How does something so ugly smell so amazing ??
Oh wait , we’re also having soy milk (drink) which are also featured in the current bean box 6, which has roasted salted soybeans and instant miso soup with tofu
Alt: red headed one drinking a can of it at a playground
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Alt: red headed one drinking a can of it at a playground
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November 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Oh wait , we’re also having soy milk (drink) which are also featured in the current bean box 6, which has roasted salted soybeans and instant miso soup with tofu
Alt: red headed one drinking a can of it at a playground
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Alt: red headed one drinking a can of it at a playground
Beanyear.com
My brown headed son and red bean mooncakes 🥮, which are made of adzuki beans from the Vigna genus, which is featured in the next and last bean box 6 I’ll release in a couple weeks
The texts of the posts is the alt text
The texts of the posts is the alt text
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My brown headed son and red bean mooncakes 🥮, which are made of adzuki beans from the Vigna genus, which is featured in the next and last bean box 6 I’ll release in a couple weeks
The texts of the posts is the alt text
The texts of the posts is the alt text
My red headed son with boiled/braised peanuts! 🥜
Featured in the current bean box 5!
Raw in shell peanuts for you to make your own boiled peanuts
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Featured in the current bean box 5!
Raw in shell peanuts for you to make your own boiled peanuts
Beanyear.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My red headed son with boiled/braised peanuts! 🥜
Featured in the current bean box 5!
Raw in shell peanuts for you to make your own boiled peanuts
Beanyear.com
Featured in the current bean box 5!
Raw in shell peanuts for you to make your own boiled peanuts
Beanyear.com
Revision
The “I have already won” will be sparkly reflective
Alt text:
Dark purple background and white text:
KEEP HONKING
I’m full of spicy black bean chili and listening to sufjan stevens come on! Let’s boogey to the elf dance
Below that in pink text: I Have Already Won
The “I have already won” will be sparkly reflective
Alt text:
Dark purple background and white text:
KEEP HONKING
I’m full of spicy black bean chili and listening to sufjan stevens come on! Let’s boogey to the elf dance
Below that in pink text: I Have Already Won
October 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Revision
The “I have already won” will be sparkly reflective
Alt text:
Dark purple background and white text:
KEEP HONKING
I’m full of spicy black bean chili and listening to sufjan stevens come on! Let’s boogey to the elf dance
Below that in pink text: I Have Already Won
The “I have already won” will be sparkly reflective
Alt text:
Dark purple background and white text:
KEEP HONKING
I’m full of spicy black bean chili and listening to sufjan stevens come on! Let’s boogey to the elf dance
Below that in pink text: I Have Already Won
Ok what do we think?
October 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Ok what do we think?
My leftist senate campaign is abruptly derailed after photos of me surface with an ominous giant tattoo on my chest
I try to get ahead of it:
“I know emotions are running high, I got this tattoo 20 years ago in Bogside on tour with my punk band, I didn’t know Ghost Turnip Head was ever related to
I try to get ahead of it:
“I know emotions are running high, I got this tattoo 20 years ago in Bogside on tour with my punk band, I didn’t know Ghost Turnip Head was ever related to
October 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My leftist senate campaign is abruptly derailed after photos of me surface with an ominous giant tattoo on my chest
I try to get ahead of it:
“I know emotions are running high, I got this tattoo 20 years ago in Bogside on tour with my punk band, I didn’t know Ghost Turnip Head was ever related to
I try to get ahead of it:
“I know emotions are running high, I got this tattoo 20 years ago in Bogside on tour with my punk band, I didn’t know Ghost Turnip Head was ever related to
There’s a mountain out there
October 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
There’s a mountain out there
October 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Do you want little green baby Lima beans or big honking butter beans?
Quick, First thought just pick
Quick, First thought just pick
October 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Do you want little green baby Lima beans or big honking butter beans?
Quick, First thought just pick
Quick, First thought just pick
Woah it’s really going for it this morning , the dark steak across the left side is the SHADOW of the MOUNTAIN from the sun behind it
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Woah it’s really going for it this morning , the dark steak across the left side is the SHADOW of the MOUNTAIN from the sun behind it
It’s gonna be a blurry trans flag sunrise over mt hood/w’yeast this morning
October 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It’s gonna be a blurry trans flag sunrise over mt hood/w’yeast this morning
Which leads me back as always to the 1994 season 4 episode 14, the show finale, of the muppet sitcom : Dinosaurs
Andwas a commentary on exactly this history that they grew up in but also a pivot point about the fundamental contradiction of Capitalism and Climate change
It has the Cassandra spirit
Andwas a commentary on exactly this history that they grew up in but also a pivot point about the fundamental contradiction of Capitalism and Climate change
It has the Cassandra spirit
October 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Which leads me back as always to the 1994 season 4 episode 14, the show finale, of the muppet sitcom : Dinosaurs
Andwas a commentary on exactly this history that they grew up in but also a pivot point about the fundamental contradiction of Capitalism and Climate change
It has the Cassandra spirit
Andwas a commentary on exactly this history that they grew up in but also a pivot point about the fundamental contradiction of Capitalism and Climate change
It has the Cassandra spirit
They try to do it with chickpeas but you need a special and very dangerous contraption
October 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
They try to do it with chickpeas but you need a special and very dangerous contraption