Col
@bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
Big daft sod.
I can type 300 wrods a minute.
Shockingly Mackem.
I can type 300 wrods a minute.
Shockingly Mackem.
And now the weather with mister frisky.
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
And now the weather with mister frisky.
Would you like to know what Cramlington is famous for?
Shall I show you?
Are you ready?
You'll never guess...
It's a 15ft spoon in a field.
Shall I show you?
Are you ready?
You'll never guess...
It's a 15ft spoon in a field.
December 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Would you like to know what Cramlington is famous for?
Shall I show you?
Are you ready?
You'll never guess...
It's a 15ft spoon in a field.
Shall I show you?
Are you ready?
You'll never guess...
It's a 15ft spoon in a field.
A lidl bit of Christmas cheer.
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A lidl bit of Christmas cheer.
We've shit out a Christmas.
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
We've shit out a Christmas.
She's giving grandad the fingers.
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
She's giving grandad the fingers.
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery.
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery.
I am so predictable.
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I am so predictable.
If this is true then explain how I'm listening to Everyday People by Arrested Development right now, like one of the cool kids on Top of The Pops.
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If this is true then explain how I'm listening to Everyday People by Arrested Development right now, like one of the cool kids on Top of The Pops.
Evergreen tweet/message.
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Evergreen tweet/message.
Tweet theft is a crime, Andy. Shameful.
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Tweet theft is a crime, Andy. Shameful.
Up the bum, no babies.
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Up the bum, no babies.
Drop you as a New Wave album cover here...
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Drop you as a New Wave album cover here...
I can't put it up on here but my daughter sent me a video of her asking Emily, "Where's grandad?" And the perplexed and for some reason furious look on her face has had me smiling all day. Here's a screen grab.
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I can't put it up on here but my daughter sent me a video of her asking Emily, "Where's grandad?" And the perplexed and for some reason furious look on her face has had me smiling all day. Here's a screen grab.
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
1.Anal
2.Grindr
3.Friends
Huge if true.
1.Anal
2.Grindr
3.Friends
Huge if true.
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
1.Anal
2.Grindr
3.Friends
Huge if true.
1.Anal
2.Grindr
3.Friends
Huge if true.
Granda cuddles all afternoon.
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Granda cuddles all afternoon.
If you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to Bluesky:
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to Bluesky:
That is not a good sky. It's like a bruise.
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
That is not a good sky. It's like a bruise.
I've made a heart healthy turkey mince chilli for tea tonight.
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I've made a heart healthy turkey mince chilli for tea tonight.
This can get fucked.
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 AM
This can get fucked.
