Big Papa Nito
@bigpapanito.bsky.social
Older gamer, Soulsborne player, Heavy Metal listener, 70s/80s horror viewer, enjoyer of TV Sci-Fi and occasional maker of soup.
Goddamn. Forest Whitaker needs to be in more films. All films. Just put him in everything.
December 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Goddamn. Forest Whitaker needs to be in more films. All films. Just put him in everything.
Fancy a bit of early Fincher tonight.
Fight Club or Panic Room.
Choices choices.
Would have been The Game (oops, you just lost) but watched that recently.
Fight Club or Panic Room.
Choices choices.
Would have been The Game (oops, you just lost) but watched that recently.
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Fancy a bit of early Fincher tonight.
Fight Club or Panic Room.
Choices choices.
Would have been The Game (oops, you just lost) but watched that recently.
Fight Club or Panic Room.
Choices choices.
Would have been The Game (oops, you just lost) but watched that recently.
Easy to mock Google AI (but just cause it's easy shouldn't mean we don't do it).
Burt Reynolds does an impression of Tony Curtis doing (his Some Like It Hot) impression of Cary Grant.
It's Rough Cut (80)...
And Bandit isn't in Cannonball Run.
But other than that. Spot on.
Burt Reynolds does an impression of Tony Curtis doing (his Some Like It Hot) impression of Cary Grant.
It's Rough Cut (80)...
And Bandit isn't in Cannonball Run.
But other than that. Spot on.
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Easy to mock Google AI (but just cause it's easy shouldn't mean we don't do it).
Burt Reynolds does an impression of Tony Curtis doing (his Some Like It Hot) impression of Cary Grant.
It's Rough Cut (80)...
And Bandit isn't in Cannonball Run.
But other than that. Spot on.
Burt Reynolds does an impression of Tony Curtis doing (his Some Like It Hot) impression of Cary Grant.
It's Rough Cut (80)...
And Bandit isn't in Cannonball Run.
But other than that. Spot on.
Member of staff asked me "have you been Whamed yet" (no. Not that you dirty birdie, the other whamed) and it took me a minute to realise he was playing Last Christmas on his phone. Bastard bloody bastard.
So. I'm out. #Whamageddon
So. I'm out. #Whamageddon
a man in a pink shirt is holding a banana and the word whamed is on the screen
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December 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Member of staff asked me "have you been Whamed yet" (no. Not that you dirty birdie, the other whamed) and it took me a minute to realise he was playing Last Christmas on his phone. Bastard bloody bastard.
So. I'm out. #Whamageddon
So. I'm out. #Whamageddon
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I have a Soulsborne advent calendar. Let's see what's behind door number 6.
Awesome. It's a lifesize replica of Wolf's prosthetic arm from the hit video game Sekiro.
Awesome. It's a lifesize replica of Wolf's prosthetic arm from the hit video game Sekiro.
December 6, 2023 at 6:37 PM
I have a Soulsborne advent calendar. Let's see what's behind door number 6.
Awesome. It's a lifesize replica of Wolf's prosthetic arm from the hit video game Sekiro.
Awesome. It's a lifesize replica of Wolf's prosthetic arm from the hit video game Sekiro.
I only own one film with Paul Dano in.
I guess he's gonna have to try a lot harder to get that second purchase.
I guess he's gonna have to try a lot harder to get that second purchase.
a blurry picture of a man behind a fence with the words no no no no nooo
Alt: A man in a prison jumpsuit saying no no no no noooooo. Also it's a fucking joke mocking QT and not Dano.
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December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I only own one film with Paul Dano in.
I guess he's gonna have to try a lot harder to get that second purchase.
I guess he's gonna have to try a lot harder to get that second purchase.
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It's a slasher movie, where Bruce Willis is the serial killer and the twist is that the last girl... is his wife!
Die Hard is a Horror movie (that should keep 'em busy for a while)
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 AM
It's a slasher movie, where Bruce Willis is the serial killer and the twist is that the last girl... is his wife!
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We have reached door number 5 on this year's Soulsborne advent calendar.
Ah hah hah ha! Ooh! Majestic! A hunter is a hunter, even in a dream.
That's right, it's your very own Mensis Cage.
Ah hah hah ha! Ooh! Majestic! A hunter is a hunter, even in a dream.
That's right, it's your very own Mensis Cage.
December 5, 2023 at 6:29 PM
We have reached door number 5 on this year's Soulsborne advent calendar.
Ah hah hah ha! Ooh! Majestic! A hunter is a hunter, even in a dream.
That's right, it's your very own Mensis Cage.
Ah hah hah ha! Ooh! Majestic! A hunter is a hunter, even in a dream.
That's right, it's your very own Mensis Cage.
#LetterboxdFriday
#LastFourWatched
Resident Evil(02).(Are there any good video game to movie adaptations? Yeah. It's not bad)
Far Cry(08).(Oh good God this is the worst movie ever)
Alone in the Dark(05).(Nope. This is worse. This is so much worse)
Aliens(86) (MichaelFassbenderperfection.gif)
#LastFourWatched
Resident Evil(02).(Are there any good video game to movie adaptations? Yeah. It's not bad)
Far Cry(08).(Oh good God this is the worst movie ever)
Alone in the Dark(05).(Nope. This is worse. This is so much worse)
Aliens(86) (MichaelFassbenderperfection.gif)
December 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
#LetterboxdFriday
#LastFourWatched
Resident Evil(02).(Are there any good video game to movie adaptations? Yeah. It's not bad)
Far Cry(08).(Oh good God this is the worst movie ever)
Alone in the Dark(05).(Nope. This is worse. This is so much worse)
Aliens(86) (MichaelFassbenderperfection.gif)
#LastFourWatched
Resident Evil(02).(Are there any good video game to movie adaptations? Yeah. It's not bad)
Far Cry(08).(Oh good God this is the worst movie ever)
Alone in the Dark(05).(Nope. This is worse. This is so much worse)
Aliens(86) (MichaelFassbenderperfection.gif)
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Die Hard is a Horror movie (that should keep 'em busy for a while)
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Die Hard is a Horror movie (that should keep 'em busy for a while)
Well she took off and nuked the entire site from orbit. I guess it was the only way to be sure.
Watched (intentionally) too many crap films this week. So desperately in need of a bit of good old fashioned quality entertainment.
Tonight's film is Aliens (86). Can't go wrong with this.
Tonight's film is Aliens (86). Can't go wrong with this.
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December 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Well she took off and nuked the entire site from orbit. I guess it was the only way to be sure.
Watched (intentionally) too many crap films this week. So desperately in need of a bit of good old fashioned quality entertainment.
Tonight's film is Aliens (86). Can't go wrong with this.
Tonight's film is Aliens (86). Can't go wrong with this.
a close up of a person 's face with the words `` all right , i 'm in '' written on it .
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December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Watched (intentionally) too many crap films this week. So desperately in need of a bit of good old fashioned quality entertainment.
Tonight's film is Aliens (86). Can't go wrong with this.
Tonight's film is Aliens (86). Can't go wrong with this.
QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎶
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎶
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Door number 4 on the Soulsborne advent calendar.
Ornstein and Smough branded underwear.
Ornstein's are skimpy and silky. Smough's smells mostly of sprouts
Ornstein and Smough branded underwear.
Ornstein's are skimpy and silky. Smough's smells mostly of sprouts
December 4, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Door number 4 on the Soulsborne advent calendar.
Ornstein and Smough branded underwear.
Ornstein's are skimpy and silky. Smough's smells mostly of sprouts
Ornstein and Smough branded underwear.
Ornstein's are skimpy and silky. Smough's smells mostly of sprouts
The news has a link Battle for the Ashes and it has nothing to do with Wendy Vs Ripley and just some cricket nonsense. Disappointed.
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The news has a link Battle for the Ashes and it has nothing to do with Wendy Vs Ripley and just some cricket nonsense. Disappointed.
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What's behind door number 3 on my Soulsborne advent calendar.
It's one free summon. Use it wisely.
It's one free summon. Use it wisely.
December 3, 2023 at 5:27 PM
What's behind door number 3 on my Soulsborne advent calendar.
It's one free summon. Use it wisely.
It's one free summon. Use it wisely.
Teapots of the world.
Driffield. East Yorkshire.
Aesthetically pleasing
Good tea.
Sloppy pour. (Nobody wants a dribbly spout)
Driffield. East Yorkshire.
Aesthetically pleasing
Good tea.
Sloppy pour. (Nobody wants a dribbly spout)
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Teapots of the world.
Driffield. East Yorkshire.
Aesthetically pleasing
Good tea.
Sloppy pour. (Nobody wants a dribbly spout)
Driffield. East Yorkshire.
Aesthetically pleasing
Good tea.
Sloppy pour. (Nobody wants a dribbly spout)
Watched the first episode of Welcome to Derry. Bodes well.
a man with a pink bow on his head is standing next to a woman holding a glass of orange juice .
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December 3, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Watched the first episode of Welcome to Derry. Bodes well.
Now do I follow up last nights classic with Alone In The Dark (05).
Christian Slater as Edward Carnby (I know, I couldn't imagine anyone else in the role either)
I did get triple dared to watch it and it's hard to let that kind of thing slide.
Christian Slater as Edward Carnby (I know, I couldn't imagine anyone else in the role either)
I did get triple dared to watch it and it's hard to let that kind of thing slide.
Now after yesterday's "no good video game to movie adaptations" post I feel I need to test it.
Surprised that Far Cry has a film.
Uwe Boll directed. That's just a seal of quality right there. I reckon this is probably an undiscovered gem.
Far Cry (08) starts soon.
Surprised that Far Cry has a film.
Uwe Boll directed. That's just a seal of quality right there. I reckon this is probably an undiscovered gem.
Far Cry (08) starts soon.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Now do I follow up last nights classic with Alone In The Dark (05).
Christian Slater as Edward Carnby (I know, I couldn't imagine anyone else in the role either)
I did get triple dared to watch it and it's hard to let that kind of thing slide.
Christian Slater as Edward Carnby (I know, I couldn't imagine anyone else in the role either)
I did get triple dared to watch it and it's hard to let that kind of thing slide.
Oh man you should have seen me in #ArcRaiders
I was like all pew pew and the robots exploded and then slid down a ruined building and did a somersault and total shot some raiders and made the extraction with seconds to spare and everyone clapped
I definitely didn't die within two minutes. Honest
I was like all pew pew and the robots exploded and then slid down a ruined building and did a somersault and total shot some raiders and made the extraction with seconds to spare and everyone clapped
I definitely didn't die within two minutes. Honest
a man wearing a hat that says `` wayne 's world '' is sitting at a table .
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December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Oh man you should have seen me in #ArcRaiders
I was like all pew pew and the robots exploded and then slid down a ruined building and did a somersault and total shot some raiders and made the extraction with seconds to spare and everyone clapped
I definitely didn't die within two minutes. Honest
I was like all pew pew and the robots exploded and then slid down a ruined building and did a somersault and total shot some raiders and made the extraction with seconds to spare and everyone clapped
I definitely didn't die within two minutes. Honest
Made some scones today and now I'm eating scones. Funny how things turn out like that.
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Made some scones today and now I'm eating scones. Funny how things turn out like that.
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December 2, 2025 at 10:44 AM