@bigfndan.bsky.social
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to share this from twitter just because
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This goes so hard OMG
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This goes so hard OMG
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I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
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your analysis of this political moment is going to fail if you keep using reductionist labels like "wine mom". first of all, there are dozens of factions just within that one term, from whiskey women to chardonnay chicas, and understanding their unique informal coalitions can take decades of study
October 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
your analysis of this political moment is going to fail if you keep using reductionist labels like "wine mom". first of all, there are dozens of factions just within that one term, from whiskey women to chardonnay chicas, and understanding their unique informal coalitions can take decades of study
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*beastie boys*
well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS
and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS
and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
October 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
*beastie boys*
well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS
and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS
and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
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boycotts work. anyone who says otherwise is spreading pro corporate, pro government propaganda
Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians – "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"
Microsoft blocks Israel’s use of its technology in mass surveillance of Palestinians
Exclusive: Tech firm ends military unit’s access to AI and data services after Guardian reveals secret spy project
www.theguardian.com
September 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
boycotts work. anyone who says otherwise is spreading pro corporate, pro government propaganda
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18.59 MPH max speed for Jordan Davis on this score.
Fastest speed reached by an NFL player weighing 330+ lb. since at least 2017, per NextGenStats.
Fastest speed reached by an NFL player weighing 330+ lb. since at least 2017, per NextGenStats.
BIRDS - The Eagles block the Rams FG and Jordan Davis *rumbles* for the TD
September 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
18.59 MPH max speed for Jordan Davis on this score.
Fastest speed reached by an NFL player weighing 330+ lb. since at least 2017, per NextGenStats.
Fastest speed reached by an NFL player weighing 330+ lb. since at least 2017, per NextGenStats.
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They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.
moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
September 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.
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Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
The flags were lowered last night around the base by order of President Trump after the killing of Charlie Kirk and will stay at half-staff on this U.S. outpost in southeast Cuba until sunset on Sunday.
September 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
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Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
September 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
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They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens
August 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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I made a wrestling meme video thing.
August 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I made a wrestling meme video thing.
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Some incredibly good news:
One year ago this week, The Onion returned to print.
In that one year, we’ve grown to the 13th largest print newspaper in the United States, just ahead of the Boston Globe, and growing fast.
In short, it’s working.
So… thank you. Thank you for helping save this thing.
One year ago this week, The Onion returned to print.
In that one year, we’ve grown to the 13th largest print newspaper in the United States, just ahead of the Boston Globe, and growing fast.
In short, it’s working.
So… thank you. Thank you for helping save this thing.
Exclusive | The Onion Brought Back Its Print Edition. The Gamble Is Paying Off.
Publications turn to the old-style products to appeal to nostalgic readers and stand out in a crowded digital-media landscape.
www.wsj.com
August 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Some incredibly good news:
One year ago this week, The Onion returned to print.
In that one year, we’ve grown to the 13th largest print newspaper in the United States, just ahead of the Boston Globe, and growing fast.
In short, it’s working.
So… thank you. Thank you for helping save this thing.
One year ago this week, The Onion returned to print.
In that one year, we’ve grown to the 13th largest print newspaper in the United States, just ahead of the Boston Globe, and growing fast.
In short, it’s working.
So… thank you. Thank you for helping save this thing.
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civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
August 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: yeah uh, i built a little house with my son’s blocks and he crawled over and knocked it down
operator: how old is he?
me: nine months
operator: i’m sorry. i’m sure it was a really cool house you built
me: no it wasn’t. how would you know
me: yeah uh, i built a little house with my son’s blocks and he crawled over and knocked it down
operator: how old is he?
me: nine months
operator: i’m sorry. i’m sure it was a really cool house you built
me: no it wasn’t. how would you know
July 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: yeah uh, i built a little house with my son’s blocks and he crawled over and knocked it down
operator: how old is he?
me: nine months
operator: i’m sorry. i’m sure it was a really cool house you built
me: no it wasn’t. how would you know
me: yeah uh, i built a little house with my son’s blocks and he crawled over and knocked it down
operator: how old is he?
me: nine months
operator: i’m sorry. i’m sure it was a really cool house you built
me: no it wasn’t. how would you know
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democrats love to be completely useless and not take up the mantle on 80-20 slamdunk issues
Nancy Pelosi characterizes the Epstein scandal and seeming coverup as "a distraction" from kitchen table issues
July 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
democrats love to be completely useless and not take up the mantle on 80-20 slamdunk issues