DETAIN BOFA DEEZ
@bigbluebongo.bsky.social
“May all my haters become my waiters as I dine at the kosher-style delicatessen of success”
This is obvious point shaving.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This is obvious point shaving.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times
Bruce Springsteen
U2
The Allman Brothers Band
Pearl Jam
Silversun Pickups
Bruce Springsteen
U2
The Allman Brothers Band
Pearl Jam
Silversun Pickups
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
Wilco
Bob Dylan
Robbie Fulks
The Baseball Project
The Red Walls
Wilco
Bob Dylan
Robbie Fulks
The Baseball Project
The Red Walls
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times
Bruce Springsteen
U2
The Allman Brothers Band
Pearl Jam
Silversun Pickups
Bruce Springsteen
U2
The Allman Brothers Band
Pearl Jam
Silversun Pickups
Raising a toddler is confusing. He loves Frozen; didn’t care for Heat.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Raising a toddler is confusing. He loves Frozen; didn’t care for Heat.
classic ewing theory
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
classic ewing theory
Strong finale for The Morning Show. They could honestly wrap the series on that but they won’t.
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Strong finale for The Morning Show. They could honestly wrap the series on that but they won’t.
LOL. LMAO, even.
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
LOL. LMAO, even.
Happy trails, Pam Bondi
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Happy trails, Pam Bondi
TIL random people on the subway are not thought leaders
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
TIL random people on the subway are not thought leaders
We’re in an indie pop golden age
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
We’re in an indie pop golden age
I AM WHITE,
I AM A FUCKIN’ BUM,
I DO LIVE IN A TRAILER WITH MY MOM
I AM A FUCKIN’ BUM,
I DO LIVE IN A TRAILER WITH MY MOM
Well, I think I'm losing my mind, this time
This time I'm losing my mind, that's right
I said I think I'm losing my mind, this time
This time, I'm losing my mind
This time I'm losing my mind, that's right
I said I think I'm losing my mind, this time
This time, I'm losing my mind
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I AM WHITE,
I AM A FUCKIN’ BUM,
I DO LIVE IN A TRAILER WITH MY MOM
I AM A FUCKIN’ BUM,
I DO LIVE IN A TRAILER WITH MY MOM
When I was a young boy, my father
Took me into the city to see a marching band
He said, "Son, when you grow up, would you be
The savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?"
Took me into the city to see a marching band
He said, "Son, when you grow up, would you be
The savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?"
Well, I think I'm losing my mind, this time
This time I'm losing my mind, that's right
I said I think I'm losing my mind, this time
This time, I'm losing my mind
This time I'm losing my mind, that's right
I said I think I'm losing my mind, this time
This time, I'm losing my mind
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
When I was a young boy, my father
Took me into the city to see a marching band
He said, "Son, when you grow up, would you be
The savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?"
Took me into the city to see a marching band
He said, "Son, when you grow up, would you be
The savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?"
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I wish Marjorie Taylor Greene one thing, and that's the same end as Trump.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I wish Marjorie Taylor Greene one thing, and that's the same end as Trump.
So I guess Zohran Mamdani was Bubba?
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
So I guess Zohran Mamdani was Bubba?
Some of you don’t remember how awesome America was in 2011. President Obama strutted out the briefing room with Lady Gaga, announced “guess what queens, Bin Laden is dead and marriage equality is alive!” and then she debuted her music video for Born This Way. Good times.
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Some of you don’t remember how awesome America was in 2011. President Obama strutted out the briefing room with Lady Gaga, announced “guess what queens, Bin Laden is dead and marriage equality is alive!” and then she debuted her music video for Born This Way. Good times.
Why is it that in Donald Trump’s America I’m about to be powdered with parmigiana cheese ads even though we’re about to tariff Italian pasta off the shelves? What the hell am I supposed to grate the cheese onto?
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Why is it that in Donald Trump’s America I’m about to be powdered with parmigiana cheese ads even though we’re about to tariff Italian pasta off the shelves? What the hell am I supposed to grate the cheese onto?
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Man I'm pretty drunk but I sure do love America
All its low-down dirtiness and cosmopolitism and revolutionary ideas about souls created equal by God with the inalienable human right to rule themselves
This messy beautiful place. No one can talk me out of my love for this stupid fuckin country
All its low-down dirtiness and cosmopolitism and revolutionary ideas about souls created equal by God with the inalienable human right to rule themselves
This messy beautiful place. No one can talk me out of my love for this stupid fuckin country
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Man I'm pretty drunk but I sure do love America
All its low-down dirtiness and cosmopolitism and revolutionary ideas about souls created equal by God with the inalienable human right to rule themselves
This messy beautiful place. No one can talk me out of my love for this stupid fuckin country
All its low-down dirtiness and cosmopolitism and revolutionary ideas about souls created equal by God with the inalienable human right to rule themselves
This messy beautiful place. No one can talk me out of my love for this stupid fuckin country
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one cool thing about being a millennial is that I got to do my embarrassing public meltdowns on AIM and Xanga and now they're just gone forever. poor gen z kids haunted forever by a bad tiktok. or like, boomers bickle-posting under local news. there should be a kind of bankruptcy for your reputation
January 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
one cool thing about being a millennial is that I got to do my embarrassing public meltdowns on AIM and Xanga and now they're just gone forever. poor gen z kids haunted forever by a bad tiktok. or like, boomers bickle-posting under local news. there should be a kind of bankruptcy for your reputation
Hunter Biden running for president might be the only way Democrats can wrest the limelight back from Trump and I think this is gonna be my new thing.
wrong Biden imo
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hunter Biden running for president might be the only way Democrats can wrest the limelight back from Trump and I think this is gonna be my new thing.
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my wife is not online enough to understand why I’m losing my entire mind over the new Nuzzi revelations and I love that for her
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
my wife is not online enough to understand why I’m losing my entire mind over the new Nuzzi revelations and I love that for her
Ha ha! Clinton dicks.
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ha ha! Clinton dicks.
Drake Maye could stand in that pocket and scroll IG if he wanted to
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Drake Maye could stand in that pocket and scroll IG if he wanted to
Great reminder that of all the people these people hate, they hate themselves the most.
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Great reminder that of all the people these people hate, they hate themselves the most.