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bienvenutheperson.bsky.social
Jimmy just wants the news
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This place better be better than Twitter.
This morning from the AIH parking lot by Dimond. RF 200-800 + RF 1.4x
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
They’re creating a scandal out of putting out fires. How awesomely symbolic and ironic
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I seem to remember falling head over heels in love with his campaign. Then he flipped. We WANTED Fetterman. Something happened.
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Maybe he offers to pay for the government provided healthcare
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
These mfers. SecWar pulls strings to redeploy a soldier from Kuwait so they could make a Coming Home video as a campaign event. This is cheap af. I’m not moved one bit.
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
@alaskaairlines.bsky.social needs to show up and check an entire fucking flight in. This is the whole manifest for the 7:09 flight and nobody is here to take bags or get us to TSA. Bring back Secretary Mayor Pete!!!!
October 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Ranked Choice Voting - “I want my cake, yes, I want to eat it too, and I want your cake to taste like shit.”

This lady must really hate herself.
October 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Didn’t Trump suggest the 2nd Amendment crowd could “do something” about Hillary? Did I dream that shit?
September 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Any chance the Kirk extermination was Epstein related? Asking for dozens of victims…
September 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Look at this woke shit! The #VA pays for trans kids’ feminine hygiene products and disposes of drug addicts’ needles in their gender neutral bathrooms! Out of control!
September 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
All you gotta do is google!
September 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I stole this from the nail place yesterday. Nobody needs more bad ideas in this world.
August 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Seen on smart person’s car.
July 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I wore a headband in my hair the other day on PTO where I stopped by one of our stores to tie up some loose ends, and you’d think I tried to invade the wrong bathroom or some shit.
July 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Where’s the option for go fuck yourself, WaPo?
July 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
McDonald’s app says I get free French fries.

The free fries 👇🏼
June 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Costco is putting out the Civil War pallets: First Aid across from the stars and Stripes.
@irishphan67.bsky.social
June 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Their margins look pretty amazing. Not $2m :30 spot amazing but big.
$2k for a tiny portable AC unit for the sweatiest peppers. Gross.
June 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I mean.
May 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The music playing in the parking lot at Walmarts everywhere now is super duper murder creepy
May 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Kids trying to make a weekend name for themselves at @theguardian.com

Best UPDATES I’ve seen in years.
May 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I, for one would LOVE it if Donald Trump in 2025 bankrupted the Catholic Church.
May 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Is this the $600 ashtray of bongs? #westwing #lemonlyman @bradleywhitford.bsky.social @janelmaloney :(
April 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Dan Sullivan is a pussy ass bitch (PAB)
Sorry @booker.senate.gov
I know you don’t curse.
April 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM