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Brian Anderson
@bganderson.bsky.social
What can I do to help you become the person you want to be?

Profile pic taken in Québec City. Banner pic taken at Alfred University.

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CAT FUD
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
No political arguments at Thanksgiving dinner, but I did make friends with a Goldendoodle.
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Correct, except private guilds were outlawed during the Revolution. The current Thieves' Corps is a government body created under Napoleon.
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
In my family, *the* classic Thanksgiving episode is the Bob Newhart Show, "Over the River and Through the Woods," in which four lonely men get drunk and then attempt to cook a frozen turkey and order Chinese food.
Ooh I play!

Also Thespis from Sports Night

The Three Turkeys, Modern Family

The One Where Underdog Got Away, Friends

Pumpkin Chuckin, Modern Family

Thanksgiving III, New Girl

The Indians in the Lobby, West Wing
Favorite Thanksgiving episodes of TV (in no particular order):

"Thespis" episode of Sports Night (S01E08).

"Turkey's Away" episode of WKRP in Cincinnati (S01E07).

"Hate Crimes" episode of Homicide: Life on the Street (S04E05).

"Thanksgetting" episode of Teen Titans Go!

What are your faves?
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Fascinating thread on Mesopotamian shoes.

There's something about the name "the shoe archive of Puzrish-Dagan" that speaks to me.
Cuneiform records on clay tell us that shoes were often made of leather, and some go into incredible detail.

The shoe archive of Puzrish-Dagan ~2100-2000 BCE is a goldmine of info on shoe production. One text tells us the workshop produced 702 shoes in 14 months.
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This is why style guides are important. Clearly it should have been "french-fry restaurant."
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I'm watching the new @defunctland.bsky.social video on Disney's history of trying to create autonomous roving characters.

When I got to the point where Imagineers built a giant dinosaur-skeleton robot possibly capable of killing guests, I laughed so hard that I had to immediately rewatch that part.
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Rikki don't lose that bumper
It's the only one we've got
Bend instead a fender by yourself

Rikki don't lose that bumper
It's the only chrome you want
You might bite it with your vampire
Car coming home
new comics curmudgeon post! joshreads.com/2025/1... classic rikki mortis, amiright folks
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Tonight's music over the speakers at Sheetz: "Mambo Sun" by T. Rex and "On the Radio" by Spoon.
November 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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sing us a song youre bananaman
sing us a song tonight
cuz we're all in the need for potassium
to make our muscle cramps alright
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Uh oh. A coworker gave me something to look into and put it in a binder with Hokusai's "Great Wave off Kanagawa" on the cover. I hope that's not symbolic.
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Man if you haven’t listened to that whole soundtrack, today’s a great day to jump into an awesome rabbithole
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Is that Cliffjumper or Bumblebee?
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Have we considered the possibility that the "67" meme is caused by Data sending information out of the time loop in an attempt to stop America from crashing into the USS Bozeman?
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Now I'm concerned about what the potato chips I was previously buying were made with.
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It's true: the best way to learn something is having to teach it to someone.
November 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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This is Mack. In his head he absolutely crushed this agility course. Who are we to tell him otherwise. 14/10 (TT: adventuresof.mack)
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Raising a lot of questions already answered by my robe
I can be trusted with potions and spells
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM